God may love us, but this turtle species? Not so much...

[ParkingPlaces]

It seems that somewhere along the line that day way back, you know, when god made all the living things, he had a few bad moments (naked mole rats being an obvious example). Another one was this poor turtle, that urinates through its mouth. When he made this critter "according to its kind" he sort of went off script, for some reason.

Be glad he liked Adam at first...

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/notrocketscience/2012/10/11/this-chinese-turtle-urinates-through-its-mouth/

[Nick]

God probably had a good chuckle over that one.

[Nam]

I once accidentally drank urine (don't ask), and it took years for that taste to go away. I feel for the turtle.

-Nam

[Nick]

That must be one pissed off turtle.

[Nam]

I wonder where his shit comes out at? Through the nose. Talk about smelling shit.

-Nam