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Offline mrbiscoop

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Finally A Consistent Christian
« on: October 09, 2012, 01:32:22 PM »
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
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Re: Finally A Consistent Christian
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2012, 01:50:27 PM »
 Sorry, this is a duplicate of same topic.
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
              -Emo Philips

Offline Mr. Blackwell

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Re: Finally A Consistent Christian
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2012, 02:08:47 PM »
So should I save my comment for the other topic? Where might it be?
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Re: Finally A Consistent Christian
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2012, 02:30:31 PM »
I'm the bad guy that already started a thread about this bozo. It is here:

http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/forums/index.php/topic,23978.msg534085.html#msg534085
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The question I get asked by religious people all the time is, without God, what's to stop me from raping all I want? And my answer is: I do rape all I want. And the amount I want is zero. And I do murder all I want, and the amount I want is zero. - Penn Jillette

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Re: Finally A Consistent Christian
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2012, 02:38:24 PM »
That's a real Christian. Not those who only read what they want from the bible.
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"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."
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Re: Finally A Consistent Christian
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2012, 03:14:10 PM »
That will make the little suckers follow the correct line.
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Yo, put that in your pipe and smoke it.  Quit ragging on my Lord.

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