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GOD and debate
« on: September 30, 2012, 07:41:48 PM »
How many times do you thing the word God will be mentioned during the debate Weds. night.  Could be a good drinking game. ;)

I'm going for 6.
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Re: GOD and debate
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2012, 08:57:50 PM »
I don't drink, but just for shits and giggles, I'll pour myself a glass of wine and wait for someone to say "Planet Kolob". 
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Re: GOD and debate
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2012, 12:39:04 PM »
How many times do you thing the word God will be mentioned during the debate Weds. night.  Could be a good drinking game. ;)

I'm going for 6.

I'm in.  I'm a lousy gambler but an excellent drinker.
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Re: GOD and debate
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2012, 04:47:24 PM »
I still find it funny that Kolob is Bolok backwards.

All that Romney says is a load of Boloks.
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Re: GOD and debate
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2012, 06:28:05 PM »
I still find it funny that Kolob is Bolok backwards.


Completely off topic  - dogma backwards: amgod.  Yes, I thought of this today while arguing with theists.  You're welcome, use it wisely.

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Re: GOD and debate
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2012, 03:30:56 AM »
Completely off topic  - dogma backwards: amgod.  Yes, I thought of this today while arguing with theists.  You're welcome, use it wisely.
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Re: GOD and debate
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2012, 07:51:58 AM »
mormons calling for a day of fasting and prayer to help mittens in the debate.  I saw a tweet calling it Rom Kippur.
http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2012/09/28/personal-email-urging-mormons-to-fast-and-pray-for-romney-goes-national/

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Re: GOD and debate
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2012, 08:17:02 AM »
Mormon Jesus will surely watch over Mittens and make sure he has that special tingle in his magic undies as he debates.
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Re: GOD and debate
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2012, 11:44:43 AM »
mormons calling for a day of fasting and prayer to help mittens in the debate.  I saw a tweet calling it Rom Kippur.
http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2012/09/28/personal-email-urging-mormons-to-fast-and-pray-for-romney-goes-national/

Like I've said: let 'em demonstrate the power of their god by not voting, just staying home and praying for Rommie to win...
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Re: GOD and debate
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2012, 11:54:51 AM »
mormons calling for a day of fasting and prayer to help mittens in the debate.  I saw a tweet calling it Rom Kippur.
http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2012/09/28/personal-email-urging-mormons-to-fast-and-pray-for-romney-goes-national/

Does that mean that if I eat a pint of Ben and Jerry's, Obama will win the debate? 

I mean, I want to do my part to support him. 

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Re: GOD and debate
« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2012, 02:10:04 PM »
Why do religious people think God responds better to hungry people?
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Re: GOD and debate
« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2012, 02:17:49 PM »
OMG!

I just realized that Romney spelled backwards is Yenmor .

Think about it!  Yen more ! 

I think that this means he secretly supports the economy of Japan.  Maybe he is really Japanese and just pretending that his grandfather was a run of the mill polygamist who had to run off to Mexico.  Maybe he is a left-over spy from WWII.  Who knows, with a name like that. 

If we vote for him, it might be the destruction of us all!!!!

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Re: GOD and debate
« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2012, 02:45:46 PM »
That's odd. I keep spelling it backwards and keep getting "dick head".
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Re: GOD and debate
« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2012, 02:18:36 AM »
OMG!

I just realized that Romney spelled backwards is Yen more!

Okay that is clever ;) it's only a matter of time before the smear campaign comes out accusing Obama of changing Romneys birth certificate to frame him of actually being Chinese, not American.
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Re: GOD and debate
« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2012, 09:22:47 AM »
Discuss it in the live chat that Chronos came up with. If you wish to drink a shot every time God is mentioned, be my guest. This debate is important, yet as fun as RuPaul's Drag Race.


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Re: GOD and debate
« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2012, 10:03:04 AM »
It would be cool if Romney said something stupid and Obama walks over and takes him down and cuts his hair. ;)
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Re: GOD and debate
« Reply #16 on: October 03, 2012, 10:20:22 AM »
I don't drink, but if Romney wins, I'll start.

Rom Kipper! HA! Love it.
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Re: GOD and debate
« Reply #17 on: October 03, 2012, 03:47:15 PM »
OMG!

I just realized that Romney spelled backwards is Yen more!

Okay that is clever ;) it's only a matter of time before the smear campaign comes out accusing Obama of changing Romneys birth certificate to frame him of actually being Chinese, not American.

I find Birthers particularly ludicrous given that between Obama and McCain...McCain was the one who wasn't born in the US(except someone decided to make it retroactively US soil until it wasn't US soil anymore) Can you imagine if Obama had those birth circumstances how the birthers would have howled bloody murder??????

An Omnipowerful God needed to sacrifice himself to himself (but only for a long weekend) in order to avert his own wrath against his own creations who he made in a manner knowing that they weren't going to live up to his standards.

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Re: GOD and debate
« Reply #18 on: October 03, 2012, 04:27:04 PM »
I'll make an early prediction.  FOX News will have Romney winning the debate by 90% or more.
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Re: GOD and debate
« Reply #19 on: October 03, 2012, 05:52:27 PM »
I'll make an early prediction.  FOX News will have Romney winning the debate by 90% or more.

I don't know Nick. That's an awful big number. How they gonna explain to their audience what it means?
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Re: GOD and debate
« Reply #20 on: October 03, 2012, 05:57:43 PM »
That is what they had 4 years ago on each debate with McCain.
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Re: GOD and debate
« Reply #21 on: October 03, 2012, 08:41:14 PM »
40 minutes in: the ice in my drink has melted, and I'm getting thirsty... :P
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Re: GOD and debate
« Reply #22 on: October 03, 2012, 08:42:24 PM »
40 minutes in: the ice in my drink has melted, and I'm getting thirsty... :P
Keep the faith.  How about Kolob...has that been mentioned by Romney?
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« Reply #23 on: October 03, 2012, 09:18:38 PM »
1+17: 3-4 drinks in rapid succession!  Holy crap - I almost choked drinking so fast.  To the fridge for more ice!
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Re: GOD and debate
« Reply #24 on: October 03, 2012, 09:27:12 PM »
I didn't watch it.  It is just too painful to watch Romney walk, talk, and act like a human.
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« Reply #25 on: October 03, 2012, 09:43:28 PM »
Willard veered off to give some quick opinions of the Constitution and Declaration of Independence, with "god" and "creator" mentioned once or twice each - it happened so quickly it caught me by surprise.  So 3 or 4 mentions by Romney, with Obama not taking the bait.  I was ready to to drink more, but the cork's back in the bottle.  A bit disappointing  :-\
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Re: GOD and debate
« Reply #26 on: October 03, 2012, 09:50:49 PM »
Well he had to mention those since he is the "Great White Horse" savior of the constitution according to Mormon legend.

News outlets are already saying Obama looked tired and Romney had a spring in his step so I guess Romney should be president.

I understand that Mittens wants to fire Big Bird and Kirmit.  That should balance the budget.
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Re: GOD and debate
« Reply #27 on: October 03, 2012, 10:02:17 PM »
I understand that Mittens wants to fire Big Bird and Kirmit.  That should balance the budget.

Yeah, he said he'd do away with the funding for PBS.  But he wants to create jobs?  Tell that to the people at PBS. 
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Re: GOD and debate
« Reply #28 on: October 03, 2012, 10:13:25 PM »
Rachael Maddow called out Obama for not wiping the floor with Romney over all of his misinformation and flip-flops.  I think the President knows the public is already in on that garbage.  Spewing it on stage would have Obama stooping to tea party-level whining and gnashing of teeth. 

If Romney "won" the debate, he did it by not loosing it.  I don't think the debate changed anyone's mind on either candidate.
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