Correlation is not causality. I'm sure there have been other mysterious bird die-offs elsewhere in the nation; blaming this one on allowing homosexuals to serve openly in the military is laughable.
Hey! Don't you realize that anything strange, unexplained or just something that people don't understand is caused by teh gay
? That means that teh gay
is the reason for the Theory of Evolution, why the French like Jerry Lewis, those orange circus peanuts, why morans can't spell moron, why the current president was given the nuclear codes even though he is an Indonesian Manchurian clone from Planet Kenya and why airplane windows don't open. We already know that teh gay
is the reason why men have nipples.