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Thousands of conservative Christians gathered Saturday on Independence Mall in Philadelphia to pray for the future of the United States in the weeks before the presidential election...

And speaker Cindy Jacobs has blamed a mysterious Arkansas bird-kill last year on Obama's repeal of the policy known as "don't ask, don't tell," which allows gays and lesbians to serve openly in the military.



http://www.chron.com/news/article/Thousands-pray-for-US-at-America-for-Jesus-rally-3905443.php


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Re: Just what are our gay soldiers suposedly doing to helpless birds???
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2012, 06:02:42 AM »
And speaker Cindy Jacobs has blamed a mysterious Arkansas bird-kill last year on Obama's repeal of the policy known as "don't ask, don't tell," which allows gays and lesbians to serve openly in the military.[/i]

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Re: Just what are our gay soldiers suposedly doing to helpless birds???
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2012, 09:18:00 AM »
Why did God kill the birds in Arkansas. of all places? It would have made more sense if they dropped out of the sky over San Francisco, or Greenwich Village. I wish the article gave more details, because I'd really like to see Cindy's "logic" laid out here...

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Re: Just what are our gay soldiers suposedly doing to helpless birds???
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2012, 09:24:00 AM »
Damn gays, next thing you know the bees will start dying off. ;)
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Re: Just what are our gay soldiers suposedly doing to helpless birds???
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2012, 10:01:53 AM »
 "radical homosexual agenda."

had to laugh at that one.... cause you know.... equality is "radical".
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Re: Just what are our gay soldiers suposedly doing to helpless birds???
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2012, 10:10:52 AM »
"radical homosexual agenda."

had to laugh at that one.... cause you know.... equality is "radical".

It is when you live in the nineteenth century, like the conservatives do.
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Re: Just what are our gay soldiers suposedly doing to helpless birds???
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2012, 12:50:34 PM »
"radical homosexual agenda."

had to laugh at that one.... cause you know.... equality is "radical".

Not to mention that, apparently, just wanting to live your own life free from discrimination and violence constitutes an agenda.

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Re: Just what are our gay soldiers suposedly doing to helpless birds???
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2012, 01:03:40 PM »
You have to wonder how effective prayer will be here considering Obama already ended up in office and that God continues churning out gays who can't just suddenly pull a 180 on their sexual proclivities when faced with his sycophants' hysterical chantings. It's clearly all been a part of God's Plan (tm) all along! But apparently his followers are at odds with him...

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Re: Just what are our gay soldiers suposedly doing to helpless birds???
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2012, 04:25:35 PM »
Correlation is not causality.  I'm sure there have been other mysterious bird die-offs elsewhere in the nation; blaming this one on allowing homosexuals to serve openly in the military is laughable.

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Re: Just what are our gay soldiers suposedly doing to helpless birds???
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2012, 05:10:22 PM »
Honestly, it reminds me of how gays are constantly being blamed for AIDS. There are far more probable and sensible reasons for its transmission to humans such as hunters cutting monkeys up for bushmeat, but no - clearly it only happened because the gays were having buttsecks with them!
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Re: Just what are our gay soldiers suposedly doing to helpless birds???
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2012, 06:11:51 PM »
Correlation is not causality.  I'm sure there have been other mysterious bird die-offs elsewhere in the nation; blaming this one on allowing homosexuals to serve openly in the military is laughable.

Unless they are ALL the fault of "the gays".  Ever think of that?!?!?! :o &)



Honestly, it reminds me of how gays are constantly being blamed for AIDS. There are far more probable and sensible reasons for its transmission to humans such as hunters cutting monkeys up for bushmeat, but no - clearly it only happened because the gays were having buttsecks with them!

Yeah, cause I'm sure most apes would be down for some man-on-ape butt-play.  And I'm sure that if they didn't want to have sex with the human that the ape COULDN'T RIP THEIR ARMS OUT OF THEIR SOCKET A-LA CHEWBACCA,.... not to mention what they could do to your man-junk.
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Re: Just what are our gay soldiers suposedly doing to helpless birds???
« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2012, 06:29:23 PM »
Correlation is not causality.  I'm sure there have been other mysterious bird die-offs elsewhere in the nation; blaming this one on allowing homosexuals to serve openly in the military is laughable.

Hey! Don't you realize that anything strange, unexplained or just something that people don't understand is caused by teh gay? That means that teh gay is the reason for the Theory of Evolution, why the French like Jerry Lewis, those orange circus peanuts, why morans can't spell moron, why the current president was given the nuclear codes even though he is an Indonesian Manchurian clone from Planet Kenya and why airplane windows don't open. We already know that teh gay is the reason why men have nipples.
Extraordinary claims of the bible don't even have ordinary evidence.

Kids aren't paying attention most of the time in science classes so it seems silly to get worked up over ID being taught in schools.

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Re: Just what are our gay soldiers suposedly doing to helpless birds???
« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2012, 07:26:51 PM »
Correlation is not causality.  I'm sure there have been other mysterious bird die-offs elsewhere in the nation; blaming this one on allowing homosexuals to serve openly in the military is laughable.

Hey! Don't you realize that anything strange, unexplained or just something that people don't understand is caused by teh gay? That means that teh gay is the reason for the Theory of Evolution, why the French like Jerry Lewis, those orange circus peanuts, why morans can't spell moron, why the current president was given the nuclear codes even though he is an Indonesian Manchurian clone from Planet Kenya and why airplane windows don't open. We already know that teh gay is the reason why men have nipples.
And why the trees are the right height in Michigan and why the clouds look cool.  Look at those things. ;)
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Re: Just what are our gay soldiers suposedly doing to helpless birds???
« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2012, 07:39:36 PM »
The tide goes in, the tide goes out; never a miscommunication; you can't explain that - until now!

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Re: Just what are our gay soldiers suposedly doing to helpless birds???
« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2012, 09:01:56 PM »
So all the bad in the world is because of the gays and now the gays have spread their evil to our soldiers. Well it is no wonder dead birds are falling from heaven. The end of the world can't be far away.
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Re: Just what are our gay soldiers suposedly doing to helpless birds???
« Reply #15 on: October 01, 2012, 11:35:53 PM »
Unless they are ALL the fault of "the gays".  Ever think of that?!?!?! :o &)
Irrelevant - any link between the two has to be proved in order to be valid.  For example, I could just as easily say that the sun rising in the east and setting in the west was the cause of bird die-offs, and it would have just as much (or little, rather) truth value as blaming it on "teh gayz".

(yes, I did catch the sarcasm from you and others.  I find the real-life attitude laughably bad, but that doesn't stop it from existing)

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Re: Just what are our gay soldiers suposedly doing to helpless birds???
« Reply #16 on: October 02, 2012, 07:52:52 AM »
Every time two men soul kiss, somewhere a bird dies...
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Re: Just what are our gay soldiers suposedly doing to helpless birds???
« Reply #17 on: October 02, 2012, 04:00:12 PM »
Every time two men soul kiss, somewhere a bird dies...

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Extraordinary claims of the bible don't even have ordinary evidence.

Kids aren't paying attention most of the time in science classes so it seems silly to get worked up over ID being taught in schools.