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Offline Chronos

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Ban life jackets
« on: September 15, 2012, 07:36:51 PM »



John 14:2 :: In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you.

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Re: Ban life jackets
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2012, 08:26:46 PM »
I can't see a problem with that reasoning...  :angel:
Being a Christian, I've made my decision. That decision offers no compromise; therefore, I'm closed to anything else.

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Re: Ban life jackets
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2012, 08:58:02 PM »
Great poster.  I'm staying away from the water...and fire too.
Yo, put that in your pipe and smoke it.  Quit ragging on my Lord.

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Re: Ban life jackets
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2012, 09:01:28 PM »
Just avoid water.  :)
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Re: Ban life jackets
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2012, 10:52:42 PM »
Condoms? Yeah, they should use inflated condoms instead. One under each arm should work... We have lots of condoms and can't use them for what they were meant for...
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Re: Ban life jackets
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2012, 08:54:08 AM »
Too bad the people who this is directed at won't get it.
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Re: Ban life jackets
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2012, 09:18:29 PM »
Just avoid water.  :)

Up to 60 percent of my body is water, my brain is composed of 70 percent water, my lungs are nearly 90 percent water, and 80 percent of my blood is water... What's a human to do?



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Re: Ban life jackets
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2012, 09:20:29 PM »
Fuck the Bible, you can't even eat in it.

First I told my imaginary friend about Jesus, then I told Jesus about my imaginary friend.

Sorry Allah, I pee with both hands.

If you are going to be a dick do it in a timely manner, ok?