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Offline Chronos

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Ban life jackets
« on: September 15, 2012, 07:36:51 PM »



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Re: Ban life jackets
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2012, 08:26:46 PM »
I can't see a problem with that reasoning...  :angel:
Being a Christian, I've made my decision. That decision offers no compromise; therefore, I'm closed to anything else.

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Re: Ban life jackets
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2012, 08:58:02 PM »
Great poster.  I'm staying away from the water...and fire too.
Yo, put that in your pipe and smoke it.  Quit ragging on my Lord.

Tide goes in, tide goes out !!!

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Re: Ban life jackets
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2012, 09:01:28 PM »
Just avoid water.  :)

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Re: Ban life jackets
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2012, 10:52:42 PM »
Condoms? Yeah, they should use inflated condoms instead. One under each arm should work... We have lots of condoms and can't use them for what they were meant for...
Well your old time religion
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Re: Ban life jackets
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2012, 08:54:08 AM »
Too bad the people who this is directed at won't get it.
Worldviews:  Everyone has one, everyone believes them to be an accurate view of the world, and everyone ends up at least partially wrong.  However, some worldviews are stronger and well-supported, while others are so bizarre that they make no sense to anyone else.

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Re: Ban life jackets
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2012, 09:18:29 PM »
Just avoid water.  :)

Up to 60 percent of my body is water, my brain is composed of 70 percent water, my lungs are nearly 90 percent water, and 80 percent of my blood is water... What's a human to do?



Edit: the spell check function seems to be possesed by demons this evening
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Re: Ban life jackets
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2012, 09:20:29 PM »