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Jehovah's Witnesses Tell The Deaf, "Stop Masturbating"
« on: September 14, 2012, 06:25:09 AM »

Subtitles would have been helpful...
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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses Tell The Deaf, "Stop Masturbating"
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2012, 07:14:46 AM »
I find this ... scary.  :-\
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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses Tell The Deaf, "Stop Masturbating"
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2012, 07:20:19 AM »
I thought that made you blind not deaf? :o
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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses Tell The Deaf, "Stop Masturbating"
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2012, 07:34:48 AM »
 Well, it's high time someone tackled the urgent societal problem of deaf masturbation...
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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses Tell The Deaf, "Stop Masturbating"
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2012, 07:44:43 AM »
^funny.
when do these people start a campaign against people who are mute and masturbating way too much?
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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses Tell The Deaf, "Stop Masturbating"
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2012, 05:30:52 PM »
Better version.


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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses Tell The Deaf, "Stop Masturbating"
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2012, 08:16:15 PM »
Can people really stop masturbating? I didn't think that was possible.
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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses Tell The Deaf, "Stop Masturbating"
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2012, 09:32:49 PM »
Quote from: stuffin on September 14, 2012, 08:16:15 PM
Can people really stop masturbating? I didn't think that was possible.
Well, if it is possible the Republicans will find a way and make sure we all are a part of it.
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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses Tell The Deaf, "Stop Masturbating"
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2012, 07:42:32 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 14, 2012, 09:32:49 PM
Quote from: stuffin on September 14, 2012, 08:16:15 PM
Can people really stop masturbating? I didn't think that was possible.
Well, if it is possible the Republicans will find a way and make sure we all are a part of it.

While simultaneously keeping the ritual for themselves, of course.
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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses Tell The Deaf, "Stop Masturbating"
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2012, 08:11:44 AM »
The sign used in the video to describe the male is the same one people who can talk use, found that interesting.
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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses Tell The Deaf, "Stop Masturbating"
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2012, 08:33:55 AM »
If you just keep the deaf talking, they can't masturbate.
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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses Tell The Deaf, "Stop Masturbating"
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2012, 04:20:51 PM »
Quote from: jetson on September 15, 2012, 07:42:32 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 14, 2012, 09:32:49 PM
Quote from: stuffin on September 14, 2012, 08:16:15 PM
Can people really stop masturbating? I didn't think that was possible.
Well, if it is possible the Republicans will find a way and make sure we all are a part of it.

While simultaneously keeping the ritual for themselves, of course.
Not to mention the sex with strangers(of the same sex) in airport bathroom stalls,public washrooms,rest stops,hotels......
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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses Tell The Deaf, "Stop Masturbating"
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2012, 04:21:50 PM »
Quote from: Chronos on September 15, 2012, 08:33:55 AM
If you just keep the deaf talking, they can't masturbate.
that was evil and cruel,but I can't stop laughing.
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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses Tell The Deaf, "Stop Masturbating"
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2012, 04:46:47 PM »
The first 15 seconds it looked like the guy was saying 'Put on your life jacket'.

The other guy, well he's just creepy.

Funny video, and I think subtitles would harm it. I enjoy making the story up in my mind as to what they are saying.
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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses Tell The Deaf, "Stop Masturbating"
« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2012, 04:54:52 PM »
 There are 2 kinds of men. 90% masturbate and 10% lie.
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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses Tell The Deaf, "Stop Masturbating"
« Reply #15 on: September 15, 2012, 10:42:31 PM »
Quote from: mrbiscoop on September 15, 2012, 04:54:52 PM
There are 2 kinds of men. 90% masturbate and 10% lie.

Quote from: stuffin on September 14, 2012, 08:16:15 PM
Can people really stop masturbating? I didn't think that was possible.

Now I remember where I got that from.
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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses Tell The Deaf, "Stop Masturbating"
« Reply #16 on: September 28, 2012, 04:33:44 PM »
"R Kelly Mashup with D..." This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Watch Tower Bible and Tract Society of Pennsylvania.

Err someone obviously hasn't told them about reasonable usage. Typical theist group who want the freedom to tell others what to do but can't stand the idea of others criticising or satirising them.
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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses Tell The Deaf, "Stop Masturbating"
« Reply #17 on: September 28, 2012, 08:13:27 PM »
When Armageddon comes, there will be no more masturbation. Or deaf people. Or youtube. :-\
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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses Tell The Deaf, "Stop Masturbating"
« Reply #18 on: September 28, 2012, 08:59:45 PM »
Quote from: Strawman on September 28, 2012, 04:33:44 PM
"R Kelly Mashup with D..." This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Watch Tower Bible and Tract Society of Pennsylvania.

Err someone obviously hasn't told them about reasonable usage. Typical theist group who want the freedom to tell others what to do but can't stand the idea of others criticising or satirising them.

thats a dirty shame cause it was hilarious.
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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses Tell The Deaf, "Stop Masturbating"
« Reply #19 on: September 29, 2012, 11:06:16 AM »
Quote from: nogodsforme on September 28, 2012, 08:13:27 PM
When Armageddon comes, there will be no more masturbation. Or deaf people. Or youtube. :-\

Is that true? 

Will masturbation become irrelevant because of such abundant sexual opportunities in the afterlife? 

And are you saying that dead deaf people who go to hell, get to hear in the afterlife? 

And are you saying that there is no youtube for all of eternity in the celestial afterlife?  Doesn't that kind of suck?

Theology is so complex.  No wonder there are those who dedicate a lifetime to studying it. 
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