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How did we get to have 4 basic human races?
« on: September 12, 2012, 05:11:46 PM »
If Adam was white and Eve was black, then their kids could only be:

* White
* Black
* Brown (mixed of white and black)

So, asians are probably aliens. Just kidding.

But the point is: we can't have the races white, black, asian and native american if everybody originated from Adam and Eve.

I asked Christians about this and they said it was evolution. Well, now evolution works, but when I said it before it didn't. Interesting...  ;D

Or the classic "God did it".
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Re: How did we get to have 4 basic human races?
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2012, 05:17:54 PM »
I think the split in our races was caused by an alien consortium of babelfish farmers looking to create a new market to peddle their wares.
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Re: How did we get to have 4 basic human races?
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2012, 05:26:41 PM »
It's all about the fucking ignorance of delusional people who can't let go of their personal fear of dying, or God, or whatever...we even have the dumbass story of how we got all of the languages - the Tower of Babel!  Talk about Babel...the only babble going on is the Christian lie machine.

Yes, I'm in a pissy mood at the moment... ;D

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Re: How did we get to have 4 basic human races?
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2012, 05:59:24 PM »
the tower of Babel.....God did not want people building a tower to reach heaven so he zapped them to all corners and made them different colors so he could stop them if they were to inter-mingle. (he can tell if they are planning another tower if all races are together) Funny thing is our modern towers make the tower of Babel look like a sand-castle
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Re: How did we get to have 4 basic human races?
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2012, 06:00:58 PM »
Back in my old days I just thought there was the equivalent of Adam and Eve for each race. That's how I rationalized that. "You know we didn't have technology back then so God could hide the fact that he created other races on different regions. Which is why this is not in the bible."

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Re: How did we get to have 4 basic human races?
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2012, 06:07:11 PM »
Yes, I'm in a pissy mood at the moment... ;D

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Re: How did we get to have 4 basic human races?
« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2012, 07:17:00 PM »
How did we get different branches of humans like Neanderthals, etc.?
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Re: How did we get to have 4 basic human races?
« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2012, 07:36:46 PM »
The Mormons have a divine explanation for the existence of different races. 


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Re: How did we get to have 4 basic human races?
« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2012, 08:01:57 PM »
The Mormons have a divine explanation for the existence of different races. 


Yeah, I guess we should all get on board with that since we are about to have a Mormon president soon. :(
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Re: How did we get to have 4 basic human races?
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2012, 02:25:25 AM »
How did we get different branches of humans like Neanderthals, etc.?

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