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Offline Graybeard

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Who knew that Adam could fly?
« on: September 11, 2012, 06:00:59 AM »

Well, Benny Hinn has convinced me...

(Why is this guy not locked up in some squirrel farm?)
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Re: Who knew that Adam could fly?
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2012, 08:23:28 AM »
Adam flying is no big deal.  I want to know if he had a cape? ;)
Yo, put that in your pipe and smoke it.  Quit ragging on my Lord.

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Re: Who knew that Adam could fly?
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2012, 08:28:53 AM »
And to think some people on this forum told me that Christians weren't delusional ...
Seriously, you guys are the meanest people I have ever met.  I hope you are happy and feel really good about yourself. 

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Re: Who knew that Adam could fly?
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2012, 02:20:31 PM »
Superman has lazors, try harder CHRISTIANS.
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Re: Who knew that Adam could fly?
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2012, 02:45:45 PM »
You know flying around with nothing but a fig leaf could be a problem.  I bet he had a hard time keeping  that from flapping all over the place.
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Re: Who knew that Adam could fly?
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2012, 02:49:12 PM »
ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cptkF0tBYxU

Well, Benny Hinn has convinced me...

(Why is this guy not locked up in some squirrel farm?)
imagine the fall adam took...
Fuck the Bible, you can't even eat in it.

First I told my imaginary friend about Jesus, then I told Jesus about my imaginary friend.

Sorry Allah, I pee with both hands.

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Re: Who knew that Adam could fly?
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2012, 03:24:50 PM »
imagine the fall adam took...

Okay, now that is funny!
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