Well, Benny Hinn has convinced me...
(Why is this guy not locked up in some squirrel farm?)
imagine the fall adam took...
Fuck the Bible, you can't even eat in it.
First I told my imaginary friend about Jesus, then I told Jesus about my imaginary friend.
Sorry Allah, I pee with both hands.
If you are going to be a dick do it in a timely manner, ok?