, there was something in the first couple of lines of that hot problem thing that had me wondering ...
They see my blonde hair, blue eyes and class
But they don't know I have a really big ...
Your mind is already filling in 'ass' ... right? Right?!
So I think, ok this is going to be some sort of parody ... except, that's the only thing I was able to spot
, the rest of it had the cleverness of hammering a screw into a drywall with a sledgehammer.