Tampa Bay Gay Prostitutes Gearing Up For Flood Of Closeted Republicans

[Chronos]

Tampa Bay Gay Prostitutes Gearing Up For Flood Of Closeted Republicans

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Is there any doubt hookers/prostitutes/flim-flamers will be absent from Charlotte for the Democratic National Convention?  (or from any national convention for that matter).

[Nick]

Gee, I hope there is not any rape going on.  The party of family and God surely wont be taking part in any of this kind of activity.  At least they don't have the Sea of Galilee to jump into.

[Quesi]

It wouldn't be so funny if it didn't have a lot of truth in it. 

[ParkingPlaces]

I'm pretty sure the hundred or so delegates who can't find one of those 16 prostitutes tonight will all be saying "Hey, it's okay if we do it. It is only wrong when democrats do it!"

If I remember right, Sara Palin isn't going to be there. So a bunch of disappointed republican delegates will be forced to "read" Playboy for the next few nights, since she won't be there to oogle over.

In the meantime, what do you want to be that every frickin' gaydar detector in Florida is going off tonight.

[Nam]

What gaydar detector? Was it manufactured in Key West, or South Miami Beach?

-Nam

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Tampa Bay Gay Prostitutes Gearing Up For Flood Of Closeted Republicans

Not to mention the straight prostitutes gearing up also. 

[Quesi]

Tampa Bay Gay Prostitutes Gearing Up For Flood Of Closeted Republicans

Not to mention the straight prostitutes gearing up also. 

Absolutely!  Here is a CNN piece on how strip clubs are prepping for the convention. 

Many clubs have taken out ads inviting GOP delegates "to party like a liberal" in a city where the "poles are open all night." City officials say the convention, expected to draw more than 50,000 visitors, could be Tampa's biggest party ever. Imagine all those rainmakers.

A strip club with a spaceship on the roof seems an odd place to expect Republicans. At first blush, one might not equate lap dances with the political party that wraps itself in buttoned-down family values.

But at convention time, even upstanding men seem to seek out undressed women. When the Christian group Promise Keepers held a convention in Tampa a couple of years ago, attendees flooded the 2001 Odyssey, co-owner Jim Kleinhans recalls. They had such a good time that "they kept their promise to come back the next night."

Many male convention-goers, regardless of political stripe, are drawn to the sexual underground, according to a study conducted by Baylor University business professor Scott Cunningham. He examined sex ads placed online around the time of the 2008 conventions in St. Paul, Minnesota, and Denver. Ads for prostitutes and escorts jumped 25% to 40%. Cunningham offers a range of possible explanations -- chief among them anonymity, or what he calls "the reduced likelihood of future shaming."  http://www.cnn.com/2012/08/23/politics/tampa-gop-strip-clubs/index.html

[JesusHChrist]

Quesi -- Promise Keepers -- lol.

Men! Pigs and dogs the lot of them.