I'm pretty sure the hundred or so delegates who can't find one of those 16 prostitutes tonight will all be saying "Hey, it's okay if we do it. It is only wrong when democrats do it!"
If I remember right, Sara Palin isn't going to be there. So a bunch of disappointed republican delegates will be forced to "read" Playboy for the next few nights, since she won't be there to oogle over.
In the meantime, what do you want to be that every frickin' gaydar detector in Florida is going off tonight.