The stuff they believe makes no practical sense and defies reality.
Promiscuous sluts are unmarried women who have sex with men, so why don't men just stop having sex with unmarried women? No more abortions. Problem solved. I mean if they really care about saving the sweet little fertilized eggs, it's a small sacrifice to make.
And from now on, I expect the birthers to demand every official document relating to the life of every potential presidential candidate: birth records, tax records, school records, medical records, therapist's notes, and that diary they kept when they were teenagers. I'm holding my breath waiting for them to ask Gov. Romney for all that.
And if welfare recipients have to submit drug tests and endure all kinds of personal indignities to get their few hundred bucks a month, every CEO whose multi-million dollar company gets a government contract, a business loan, a farm subsidy or a tax break has to do the same.
And folks who don't believe in global warming or evolution will have to wear a special bracelet that says: No Science, Please. Allergic!. They will not be allowed to use computers, cars, phones, flush toilets or synthetic fabrics. All modern medicine will be kept away from them. Just helping them stick to their principles.
And Hindus, Muslims, Wiccans, Scientologists, polygamists and Santeros will decide whether or not hetero Christian marriages will be recognized by the state. That is only fair, if Christians want to weigh in on whether gays can marry.