I couldn't help but think about how a boy scout might display all of these over one weekend (a camping trip)
Brings along the tents, as promised
Tents from the same supplier the Scouts have always used.
Notices some of the tents are ripped. Repairs them.
Introduces himself to a new scout and his family who seem interested in the tents.
The new scout's Dad works for a rival tent supplier and seeks business. Politely declines.
The new scout starts crying form home-sickness once the bus pulls away. Cheers him up by doing tent impressions.
At the scout leaders command sets up all the tents.
Keeps smiling even after finding out there will be no 'cleanest tent' award.
Tells current tent supplier that there's a rival sniffing for business. Obtains discount for next order.
Offers to share a tent with 'Fred the flatulent'
Ensures tents are pitched close to amenities block
Listens attentively to tales of tents from years gone by.
PS. I agree that their stance on homosexuals is ridiculous.