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« Reply #29 on: July 29, 2012, 09:41:50 AM »
I think I messed that post up (a couple posts up from here). Must  have been in a middle of a rapture.

I meant to say, "Wow, what do you think they would think about us here?"
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« Reply #30 on: July 29, 2012, 09:44:26 AM »
This Lisa character is working to achieve a whole new level of craziness.
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« Reply #31 on: July 29, 2012, 11:17:01 AM »
I got banned with several others because I posted lots of the horrible verses in the bible and linked them to evilbible.com   :'(  I had to check her site with a different profile to see my posts deleted.

Some lady claimed they killed us with kidness.  The kindness of the block button.  Real kind right there.

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« Reply #32 on: July 29, 2012, 11:18:15 AM »
No rapture for you Turbo. 

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« Reply #33 on: July 29, 2012, 11:21:13 AM »
Not only that...you probably will be dealing with the 7 plagues of Egypt soon.
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« Reply #34 on: July 29, 2012, 12:58:06 PM »
What concerns me is posts like this which, if true, show people really suffering because of this crazy bitch:

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I am beyond disapointed. I waited I waited I waited. you kept saying in 24 hours and another 24hrs nothing happened. How can you be so sure and nothing happened? What am I going to do now? I quit my job, gave away my car and belongings, we have nothing!!!! I reads you drove to your mamas house, you told us not to drive Friday but you drove. Miss Lisa you caused a lot of stress, and distress, always predicting things that never come true then telling us to hold on another 24hrs. Maybe everyone else is right he doesn't exist? How can he do this to people? False hope. Give his prophets false dates. Who can live with this yo yo of never ending failed predictions? You said this was it! People where hearing horns, everyone felt it in their bodies. You hyped it and hyped it and hyped it and nothing happened and I believed in you so much it hurts, my heart is broken, I look like a fool. you need to stop. You need to find people that can help you maybe people are right you have some kind of mental illness. Cos now you don't seem to care what you did to people. Hyping up our emotions and predicting things that never came true. All you get is positive affirmation all day long for false predictions I am guilty of doing it too Now I am in a horrible place for it. Word of God is the answer people not some false prophetess I shoulds have known better when I couldn't find this stuff in The Bible. I pray that you get the mental help you need through the power of Jesus Christ.

You said "7:41pm Friday (IDT) - Sunset in Tel Aviv, Israel
13 hours 55 minutes from now

Anytime within the 24 hours after that point is when we should be leaving....although it could also be sooner. I'm so thrilled that I'm about to jump right out of my skin!! "

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« Reply #35 on: July 29, 2012, 01:44:27 PM »
The key phrase in all that was, "I look like a fool".
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« Reply #36 on: July 29, 2012, 02:26:39 PM »
I tried posting a few things there, but the crazy is getting to me and I have to stop.

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« Reply #37 on: July 29, 2012, 03:12:30 PM »
I got a boat.  I thought I had till December.  When's the next one?
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« Reply #38 on: July 29, 2012, 04:37:14 PM »
Who the hell knows?  We are not suppose to know the hour, only the father knows, but I think He is having a bit of dementia.
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« Reply #39 on: July 30, 2012, 10:48:54 AM »
What concerns me is posts like this which, if true, show people really suffering because of this crazy bitch:

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I am beyond disapointed. I waited I waited I waited. you kept saying in 24 hours and another 24hrs nothing happened. How can you be so sure and nothing happened? What am I going to do now? I quit my job, gave away my car and belongings, we have nothing!!!! I reads you drove to your mamas house, you told us not to drive Friday but you drove. Miss Lisa you caused a lot of stress, and distress, always predicting things that never come true then telling us to hold on another 24hrs. Maybe everyone else is right he doesn't exist? How can he do this to people? False hope. Give his prophets false dates. Who can live with this yo yo of never ending failed predictions? You said this was it! People where hearing horns, everyone felt it in their bodies. You hyped it and hyped it and hyped it and nothing happened and I believed in you so much it hurts, my heart is broken, I look like a fool. you need to stop. You need to find people that can help you maybe people are right you have some kind of mental illness. Cos now you don't seem to care what you did to people. Hyping up our emotions and predicting things that never came true. All you get is positive affirmation all day long for false predictions I am guilty of doing it too Now I am in a horrible place for it. Word of God is the answer people not some false prophetess I shoulds have known better when I couldn't find this stuff in The Bible. I pray that you get the mental help you need through the power of Jesus Christ.

You said "7:41pm Friday (IDT) - Sunset in Tel Aviv, Israel
13 hours 55 minutes from now

Anytime within the 24 hours after that point is when we should be leaving....although it could also be sooner. I'm so thrilled that I'm about to jump right out of my skin!! "

That was crazy if its true.  I like how people jumped on Lisa to say she is sorry.  She kept saying she is guiltless and if people are dumb enough to sell all their stuff then thats their fault.  So does that mean Lisa doesnt believe her own BS?

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« Reply #40 on: July 30, 2012, 12:04:04 PM »
Someone needs to screenshot that crap and put it all on Failblog.

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« Reply #41 on: August 01, 2012, 06:28:33 AM »
woah guys now she wants to have sex with Jesus. wow :o ;D



is the pic still working for you guys??
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« Reply #42 on: August 01, 2012, 07:11:59 AM »
Will it be Pay For View? ;)

So will the baby be Jesus and His Father all over again?
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« Reply #43 on: August 01, 2012, 07:31:00 AM »
woah guys now she wants to have sex with Jesus. wow :o ;D



Oh my.  That is what she is saying, isn't it?

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« Reply #44 on: August 01, 2012, 08:36:58 AM »
check out that third reply of hers ...
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This kind of discussion gets deep and confusing, doesn't it?? It's because this whole thing is really hard to describe
That sounds like something out a cheap porn novel.
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« Reply #45 on: August 01, 2012, 08:57:25 AM »
this is the most recent thing she has posted:

recognise those first 2:10 minutes? Well, ok, you need to be a pretty big metalhead to know this, but Tool uses this in track 13, Faaip de Oiad of their Lateralus album. (which kind of sets the bar for the science-ness of the rest of the video)
Science: I'll believe it when I see it
Faith: I'll see it when I believe it

Schrodinger's thunderdome! One cat enters and one MIGHT leave!

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« Reply #46 on: August 01, 2012, 11:44:56 AM »
Here is one of the vids from her youtube channel.  Around 7:00 in she starts talking about the rapture will happen between July 19th and August 18th.  Also if ariel sharone dies before august 18th we will definitely see the rapture. 



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« Reply #47 on: August 02, 2012, 03:28:30 PM »
sucks to a guy who hates fags if the wedding consummation is physical

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« Reply #48 on: August 02, 2012, 04:16:19 PM »
How many times was she dropped on her head as a child?
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« Reply #49 on: August 02, 2012, 06:59:10 PM »
Man, those eyes.... she reminds me of the Heaven's Gate nutjobs back in the 90s.
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« Reply #50 on: August 03, 2012, 11:29:44 AM »
Oh wow. I'm surprised that she has people actually believing all of that, how can anyone in their right mind even think any of that was logical? Her facebook page is full of crazy.

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« Reply #51 on: August 03, 2012, 07:21:53 PM »
Don't some of you people know the internet real good?

Can't we make this a viral somehow?
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« Reply #52 on: August 04, 2012, 03:57:39 PM »
I have other plans with friends,may go for a long drive or have something to drink

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« Reply #53 on: August 18, 2012, 10:58:00 AM »
Everyone ready for the final countdown to the end of days?  Its noon on the east coast at the time of writing, so God has 12 hours to be able to hit this window.

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« Reply #54 on: August 18, 2012, 11:12:06 AM »
I missed another one?!

Glad these things keep coming back around...maybe I'll catch the next one.
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« Reply #55 on: August 18, 2012, 11:33:33 AM »
This is just nonsense.  How many fu*king "end of the world" days can there be before people say enough?  Talk about a religion of "cry wolf".  If your fu*king God is coming back then do it.  I'm tired of this peekaboo game He wants to play.  If He is not going to cure amputees, come back soon, then He can at least feed hungry kids in Africa or elsewhere.

What a pathetic excuse for a God.
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« Reply #56 on: August 18, 2012, 02:35:47 PM »
Everyone ready for the final countdown to the end of days?  Its noon on the east coast at the time of writing, so God has 12 hours to be able to hit this window.



I see Jesus with his arms raised to heaven in the lower right corner of this photo. In the fur. Or maybe it's Frank Zappa.
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« Reply #57 on: August 19, 2012, 06:02:56 AM »
August 18th is the deadline, huh?  My calendar says the 19th.  I guess we can add another dead rabbi to the list of dead rabbi frauds.  But he named jesus as the messiah?  His jewish mom will be spinning in her grave.  Oy vey!

Sorry to be crass ,but come on... this is beyond tiresome