Author Topic: That's not what my uncle said [#2665]  (Read 427 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline pianodwarf

  • Global Moderator
  • ******
  • Posts: 4371
  • Darwins +208/-6
  • Gender: Male
  • Je bois ton lait frappĂ©
That's not what my uncle said [#2665]
« on: July 02, 2012, 07:30:09 PM »
I read your website and I was quite surprised. Not only are you complicating things too much, your explanation is also wrong. Well... according to my sister's 4-year old anyway. When she asked my uncle why God wouldn't make his arm grow back, he said dat God actually did make his arm grow back, just not in the right place, which happens to be the reason he never wears shorts.

Using brainbleach isn't a sin, is it? Never mind, I'm taking the risk.
[On how kangaroos could have gotten back to Australia after the flood]:  Don't kangaroos skip along the surface of the water? --Kenn

Offline jetson

  • Administrator
  • *******
  • Posts: 7314
  • Darwins +171/-6
  • Gender: Male
  • Meet George Jetson!
    • Jet Blog
Re: That's not what my uncle said [#2665]
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2012, 07:38:25 PM »
Please explain what you mean.  Your message makes no sense.  And the question could not be any simpler.  Why won't God heal amputees?

Online Nick

  • Laureate
  • *********
  • Posts: 10576
  • Darwins +192/-8
  • Gender: Male
Re: That's not what my uncle said [#2665]
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2012, 08:10:14 PM »
Ha Ha, funny. I guess everyone has a preverted uncle.
Yo, put that in your pipe and smoke it.  Quit ragging on my Lord.

Tide goes in, tide goes out !!!

Offline lotanddaughters

  • Postgraduate
  • *****
  • Posts: 626
  • Darwins +49/-21
  • Gender: Male
  • Artist: Simon Vouet (1633)
Re: That's not what my uncle said [#2665]
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2012, 08:29:28 PM »
Coming from a god who gives you foreskin, then wants it removed, I am not surprised in the slightest.

Offline Emily

  • Professor
  • ********
  • Posts: 5679
  • Darwins +51/-0
  • Gender: Female
Re: That's not what my uncle said [#2665]
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2012, 11:01:36 PM »
Oh, I get the title, and the post. It's a play on that's what she said.

Ha, clever.  :)

But seriously, I am all about perverted jokes, but telling that to a four year old. That's kind of weird and creepy.

I got one for ya: There's this deaf gynecologist...............

ah, nevermind.
« Last Edit: July 02, 2012, 11:04:32 PM by Emily »
"Great moments are born from great opportunities." Herb Brooks

I edit a lot of my posts. The reason being it to add content or to correct grammar/wording. All edits to remove wording get a strike through through the wording.