That's not what my uncle said [#2665]

[pianodwarf]

I read your website and I was quite surprised. Not only are you complicating things too much, your explanation is also wrong. Well... according to my sister's 4-year old anyway. When she asked my uncle why God wouldn't make his arm grow back, he said dat God actually did make his arm grow back, just not in the right place, which happens to be the reason he never wears shorts.

Using brainbleach isn't a sin, is it? Never mind, I'm taking the risk.

[jetson]

Please explain what you mean.  Your message makes no sense.  And the question could not be any simpler.  Why won't God heal amputees?

[Nick]

Ha Ha, funny. I guess everyone has a preverted uncle.

[lotanddaughters]

Coming from a god who gives you foreskin, then wants it removed, I am not surprised in the slightest.

[Emily]

Oh, I get the title, and the post. It's a play on that's what she said.

Ha, clever. 

But seriously, I am all about perverted jokes, but telling that to a four year old. That's kind of weird and creepy.

I got one for ya: There's this deaf gynecologist...............

ah, nevermind.