Warning: angry post

[Night4Shift]

Can I have a Fellowship now, Please.....   Where is the Diploma mill at, I'm a part time Mortgage broker, show me the Money please. 

[Atheistisaweirdword]

I have help, we are a couple of Gouls, diggin' the Gold off of the Teeth, for fools Dead in the Potter Field.    Join in the Digging, Gnome Chimps is with me on this....

WTF? ...

LOL

[HAL]

Can I have a Fellowship now, Please.....   Where is the Diploma mill at, I'm a part time Mortgage broker, show me the Money please.

Reverand - stop drinking truth serum and melt into knowledge realms of other tractors. See yourself in my toilet and drink pink lemonade. Go to the top of the hill and jump low.

[Night4Shift]

I wonder if 'Hal' is too Busy to Dig.    Ready to Dig?   Are you a Robot, or not?   What do you have in your Control.   Get to work Brother, or Sister?   EuNick smoken' Pot?

[Night4Shift]

I'm kissing Darwin's Boney Foot...   How does that number go up?  or Down?   Help please Digging

[Night4Shift]

I meant he's wrong. Obviously, the Mormons philosophy is obviously wrong. Lol don't know why I wrote he's right...

LSD book, does not make truth happen.   Due to the fact that the Spanish brought the Horses.  None of the Horses made it thru the break up of the Continents Other then the Three Old Continents.  The Old Hebrew tribes didn't really take a boat over here. 

Cortez was right to kill the Cannibalistic Indians, hard to tell, who is Barbarian or Civilized.  When Flesh is eaten.   Just let them stay in a nice place for a time if it gets to that on a Ship.  Lessons learned from the Raft of the Medusa.  Nighty

[stuffin]

OH MY, N4S needs to find another playground.

Maybe we could invite him back when his (self) medication wears off?

[Atheistisaweirdword]

I wonder if 'Hal' is too Busy to Dig.    Ready to Dig?   Are you a Robot, or not?   What do you have in your Control.   Get to work Brother, or Sister?   EuNick smoken' Pot?

What would 'smoken'' pot have to do with anything?

[lomolo]

OH MY, N4S needs to find another playground.

Maybe we could invite him back when his (self) medication wears off?

I don't know about you, but I'm laughing my ass off at these posts 

[stuffin]

OH MY, N4S needs to find another playground.

Maybe we could invite him back when his (self) medication wears off?

I don't know about you, but I'm laughing my ass off at these posts 

I'm trying to laugh but being a Medical Professional interferes with my sense of humor on this one.

It is some crazy shit he is rattling off...

[Atheistisaweirdword]

OH MY, N4S needs to find another playground.

Maybe we could invite him back when his (self) medication wears off?

I don't know about you, but I'm laughing my ass off at these posts 

I'm trying to laugh but being a Medical Professional interferes with my sense of humor on this one.

It is some crazy shit he is rattling off...

Mental illness is real, and I think you being a medical professional can either tell this insanity or my opinion it could just be a drunk rambling? But I can't tell, either one is efficient in explaining this.

[voodoo child]

if its one of my coworkers Ill shit.

[Nam]

They stopped knocking on my door when I answered in the nude.

-Nam

Were you wearing the proper black socks at least?

I don't own a pair of black socks. But I might have had a bit of a chubby going since they woke me up.



-Nam

[BaalServant]

I don't own a pair of black socks. But I might have had a bit of a chubby going since they woke me up.



-Nam

No joke - a few years ago when we noticed a couple youngish men in white shirts and black pants going door to door, we knew it was time to protect ourselves.

We hung an inverted cross adorned with a few cloves of garlic on our front door.

They didn't knock then, and they haven't knocked since.

[Kimberly]

We hung an inverted cross adorned with a few cloves of garlic on our front door.

They didn't knock then, and they haven't knocked since.

Pictures or it didn't happen.

[Godless Pope]

Can someone please tell me how to create a new thread? I'm an old poster who's been away for years and lost his account.

I wish to speak with Screwtape or Ambassador Pony in particular. It's an emergency. Thanks in advance.

[magicmiles]

GP, you just need to make three posts in existing threads first.

[Godless Pope]

I see. I forgot about that rule. Thank you. Another post to complete the trio ...

[Godless Pope]

I should now have racked up the requisite number of posts. Let's hope it works. Cheerio.

[magicmiles]

Cheerio.

  I didn't need to look at your account to know you were British.

Quite.

[BaalServant]

Pictures or it didn't happen.

Pardon the blur.  I think my wife was still giggling when she took the picture.  : )

[stuffin]

Pictures or it didn't happen.

Pardon the blur.  I think my wife was still giggling when she took the picture.  : )

PRAISE BA'AL

[Kimberly]

Pardon the blur.  I think my wife was still giggling when she took the picture.  : )

You truly are the chosen one! I'm humbled to be the presences of such awesomeness.

[Ivellios]

I haven't had any run ins with Mormons, I know my dad did. They left thier book and wouldn't take "no" for an answer. I have however, been visited by lots of JWs, and after my JW thread, I haven't had a visit from them. YAY! I just hope I didn't jinx myself. 

[BaalServant]

PRAISE BA'AL

Praeoaisudfhkalskdfqoihefalksdhfqoihhfoqitoiagkjagoiogise Ba'al indeed.  (That's me Ba'alpraising in tongues). 

You truly are the chosen one! I'm humbled to be the presences of such awesomeness.

Nah, if I were anything extraordinary, I'm sure I'd at least have remembered that it was a single bulb rather than thinking we'd tied on several cloves.  Props to you, actually, for demanding evidence!  : )

[Seppuku]

We hung an inverted cross adorned with a few cloves of garlic on our front door.

They didn't knock then, and they haven't knocked since.

Pictures or it didn't happen.

Interesting you've not said the same to Nam about his method of scaring off the Mormons. 

[Frank]

Dunno if this belongs here but I am in a VERY BAD MOOD and I need to vent some. I was just minding my own business when a f**king Mormon approached me in the street and asked if I had heard of jeebus and the church of the latter day saints. Well, out of nowhere, I just let fly. How dare this person try to preach to me his weird and frankly insane ideas. What if I turned the tables and started announcing loudly that there is no god(s), that it's all bollocks and everyone is being duped?? How long do you think I might last until I get asked to move along by the authorities?

F**king religion. I damn well hate it. Keep it in your home and in your church and OUT OF THE SCHOOLS AND PUBLIC ARENA and F**KING POLITICS AND LAWS and maybe, just maybe, we can all get along. And for f**ks sake, LEAVE YOUR CHILDREN OUT OF IT until they can make their own informed opinion.

Glad to get that off my chest. I don't really feel much better but it's a start. Once this world is finally cleansed of the evil that is religion (and it will happen, one day), human society will be much better off.

P.S. Pope John, I hope you BURN IN HELL. Not that hell exists, but the sentiment remains.

You call this an angry post? Still at the beginner stage I see. By my standards I would rate this as a bit miffed.

[Turbo SS]

Hes got a point. Maybe all atheist should start screaming at the preachers.  That would probably stress some of them out too much to keep preaching.  If they werent  as sure they would get a polite person answering the door they may get tired of the verbal abuse. I am sure it happens some, but if they were consistently screamed at, it might wear them down.  Of course some would just become more resilent I am sure. 

[Chronos]

They put the m in moron.