So now that I've got your attention let's talk about pillows.
Why is it that all pillows suck?
[1]For the past 5-7 years I've been searching for the perfect pillow. I've spent countless money on so many pillows I'm certain to own at least 30 pillows right now. (I never throw them away because what if the new one sucks worse than the old one and I wanna go back to use the old one?!?!)
So, some back story. When I was a young girl my grandmother gave me this perfect memory foam pillow. This was at the begining of the memory foam craze and I'm certain this particular memory foam is no longer made. Trust me! In comparison this new memory foam shit is crap
[2]!
Over the years my beloved pillow has been dying a slow death. I tried my best to help it live as long as possible but it finally developed a lump that could not be cured. It's now resting peacefully in the closet with all my other treasured relics.
But I sincerely wish to find a new pillow that doesn't suck. I'm so tired of my neck hurting all the time and not getting a solid nights sleep. After the countless hours of testing pillows at the store, and all the wasted money, I've come to the conclusion that these pillow manufactures make these sucky pillows so you will keep buying more sucky pillows. I'm convinced there's a conspiracy and that every brand of pillow manufacture is in this together to prevent us from ever finding the perfect pillow
[3]. The must have realized that the pillow my grandma gave me lasted far too long and that they would go out of business if pillows of it's equal were made.
Am I the only one with this issue? Is there truly a perfect pillow out there waiting for me to find it? If you know if it's whereabouts please let me know. Thank you for your time and I hope you have enjoyed this ill-constructed thread.
I really feel like Goldilocks trying to find the perfect pillow... Long gone are the days I wake up feeling "just right".
