Hey Idiot, you really are the water boy aren't you??? You are so dumb that God stopped existing the minute you were born. You're so stupid that all of the intelligence in the Universe got SUCKED into that black hole that's in your head, so God stopped existing as soon as you started using your black hole to think with. You're so dumb, you actually thought God existed once, but then you wanted to KILL HIM because you realized you had a good reason to hate your life, and if GOD MADE it so you had life -- you made it so that HE COULDN"T EVER have life, by stating with your all-powerful ability to be just like God, you said, 'Let there BE no Creator" and there was no creator, "AND THE GUY WHO ASKS ABOUT AMPUTEES BUT NEVER EVEN MET AN AMPUTEE OR TALKED TO ONE, SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD; and evening and morning were the fourth day, because the first three days God was working to create the guy who would destroy him on the fourth day, and then what follows is what book he wrote and passed out to those who would read the site of amputee sympathizing, for a guy with one testicle or who was very very likely over-circumcised.....
"WHY HAS NOT THE FOR TO GOD MAKE MONEY FOR TO GROW ON TREES????"
Uh, why was not money for grow on threes? Why has not money grows on their trees?
Why doesn't the money for the tree grows?
Why??? WHy are not the money grow on thar trees????????????????
WHY NOT GOD MAKE MORE MONEY GROW FOR ON THE TO FOR THE TREESSSSS??????/
Does not the for money grow for the grow um, ON THE TREES???? ON THERE TREES???
You're an idiot. You're the biggest moron on the internet; I hope you get hate mail from every mentally challenged FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIAN on earth. The main reason I would wish for this on you, is because I actually know the answer to your "big important question" and broke a rib laughing so hard, actually, I think I broke a couple ribs from laughing so freaking hard -- at your mentally challenged ideas. YOU ARE SERIOUS though, which.... had you been joking, it wouldn't have been as funny. It's the fact that you... you're for real aren't you? You really think you've got it all figured out? You're ... mentally challenged? Missing a testicle? Have one arm? One leg?
Come on, tell me the truth, what is your deficiency? It CAN'T just be random. You put this whole thing together with an INTENT and a serious motive. I mean.... look at it from MY point of view, I'm an ordained minister who hates almost EVERY other minister and thinks almost 99.9% of Christians are stupid, and almost incapable of knowing anything useful about what they actually "think" they believe... and half of them believe in God because they're just scared of hell (which I have yet to tell the world in writing, is just a myth -- that HELLFIRE is not a real thing, and hell is as imaginary as unicorns)
But you already believe that much. You're just missing a few screws buddy. You're not very bright, and I'm not ashamed to admit that. In fact, you're really stupid, and I'm humble enough to admit that you're also really pathetic and blind and probably gay. I'm going to humble myself by saying you're extremely arrogant, and make myself a little bit more open-minded by admitting that you made a point, and it was a really, really bad point that actually, was meaningless and pathetic. I'll now finish off my writing by saying I will open my eyes to the idea that you're wrong, and keep my ears tuned in to the incredible sounds of tuning you out completely so I can once again hear the beauty of the laws of nature and nature's law --- which you failed to know, because you're likely gay, missing a testicle, had something go TERRIBLY TERRIBLY wrong when being circumcised and... oops, it's a girl.... sort of... well, now... but we can try to fix that later... for now... here's you mom's boob -- which you will always crave, even as a grown man -- especially as a grown man (as part of God's curse on you, He will make your brain half full of the capacity to be intelligent, and to learn and be full of the knowledge of God -- and the other half if you choose to do evil -- HE WILL FILL WITH THE DESIRE TO HAVE BOOBS in not just ONE but BOTH your hands, but you will be cursed to have one hand always preoccupied with your continual LUST for BOOBS and the other hand will be confused about what your other hand is doing -- unlike what you should be doing, which is... guess what?
NOT WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN DOING!!!!!!!!!!!! TA-DA!!!! You're a moron. God exists whether you like it or not, and NO - HE HATES YOU, unlike what other's might say, "God loves you" -- but HE actually HATES YOU, did you know that? He is so full of HATRED for you, that HE WANTS YOU TO DIE???? Yep, he gave you an STD the day you were born, with a 100% mortality rate. You are GOING to die. That's all.
You should be asking God that question, the MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION TO ASK GOD, "WHY DO I HAVE TO DIE???????"
But you thought of a more original and "AWE-INSPIRING" shocking question, with OOOoooohhhhh, SHOCK VALUE! Aren't you special!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So let me see, why won't GOD heal war veterans, and combat veterans who fought and lost life and limb? Why not just ask, "WHY DON'T GOD BRING BACK THE DEAD???? HUH HUH HUH????
Why don't GOD JUST BRINGS BACK THE DEADS????? Why NOT DOES GOD BRING DEADS BACK??? WHY NOT GODS MAKE GRANNY AND GRAMPS COME BACK FROM THEY GO BYE BYE??? HUH???
WHY DOES GOD NOT GIVE BACK MA' ARMS AND BRING BACKS THE DEAD WHILE HE IS AT ITS??? NO???
WHY NOT GOD SPEAK MY LANGUAGE???? WHY NOT DOES GOD WRITE BETTER BOOKS??? ER???
WHY ER DOES GOD EXIST???? UM?
WHY NOT GOD FOR TO SHOW THAT HE EXIST BY FOR TO ANNOUNCIN" IT ON TELEVISIONS???
WHY NOT GOD BRING DEAD PEOPLE BACK? WHAT? OH I ALREDY ASKER THAT"S ONE???
I DID? WHY I DID GOD DID FOR CREATE WORLD??? WHY DOES GOD EAT STAN?
I MEAN< PEANUT BUTTTER AND JELLY???
I MEAN, WHY DID GOD EAT SATAN< OR I ASK WHY FOR TO NOT GOD EAT SATAN AND FART HELL?
AND WHY DID I CREATE GOD??? THAT"S THE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY DID I, DID I -- CRATE GOD??????? I MAKE BEST WEB PAGE OF YEAR AND EVEN BOB DOLE WILL ENDORSE FOR MY WEB SITE!!!! AND THAT STEVEN RICHARD DICKINS GUY.... ERRRR... DICKHEAD WHO WROTE THE BOB DELUSION... I LIKES HIM!!! HE SAY THAT RELIGION IS SO DUMB YER MOM TELLS YOU TO PRAY AT NIGHT THAT YOU DON'T DIE!!!!!!!!! BUT WE ALL DIE, MAMA ALWAYS SAID THAT< BUT MAMA IS STUPID< NOW SHE"S DEAD??? HAR HAR!!!!
It didn't take a rocket scientist, a minister, and a doctor to tell you all that did it???? I get the idea you're just a one-legged pissed off hillbilly who may or may not know if he has a penis. How am I doing so far?
You're retarded, and I had to stop by to write this much...
-- From [name removed]
(the email account this is coming from is one I'm using is just my friend's, which I logged in to HIS computer and he let me use HIS email to write this, so don't take out your anger and sent his email off to 1,000 spammers -- he's not responsible for my actions; in fact, he's upset I even wrote this, but he said go ahead he can always create a new email if you screw him over)