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Offline godisimaginary

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Proof that evolution is not true
« on: May 27, 2012, 08:30:59 AM »
If evolution is true then how come my daddy aint a monkey?
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Re: Proof that evolution is not true
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2012, 08:35:30 AM »
He is.  Your mom has some weird fetishes.
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Re: Proof that evolution is not true
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2012, 09:00:25 AM »
Does your daddy like to fling his poo around?
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Re: Proof that evolution is not true
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2012, 09:14:41 AM »
Quote from: godisimaginary on May 27, 2012, 08:30:59 AM
If evolution is true then how come my daddy aint a monkey?

1) He is

2) Welcome back from your two year hiatus.
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Quote from: jakec47 on March 14, 2012, 07:18:45 PM
You believe evolution and there is no evidence for that. Where is the fossil record of a half man half ape. I've only ever heard about it in reading.

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Re: Proof that evolution is not true
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2012, 09:32:07 AM »
He hadn't evolved far enough  ;D

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Re: Proof that evolution is not true
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2012, 09:55:46 AM »
maybe he is an albino monkey :) Yeah I missed these forums and retards that don't understand basic biology.
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Re: Proof that evolution is not true
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2012, 11:47:07 AM »
As I went back in time, I found a fish in my family tree.  Weird.
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Re: Proof that evolution is not true
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2012, 02:22:01 PM »
Oh god a pastafarian.
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Re: Proof that evolution is not true
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2012, 08:53:04 PM »
Quote from: godisimaginary on May 27, 2012, 08:30:59 AM
If evolution is true then how come my daddy aint a monkey?

Your daddy is a monkey as are you. Like all humans (I'm assuming your dad is a human of course) your dad is a primate like all the monkeys on this list.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_primates

You'll find humans at the bottom of the list under the genus "homo"
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Re: Proof that evolution is not true
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2012, 08:38:36 PM »
I have an atheist t-shirt I created that says, "Jesus was a primate."
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Re: Proof that evolution is not true
« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2012, 12:09:15 PM »
Quote from: Frank on June 02, 2012, 08:53:04 PM
Quote from: godisimaginary on May 27, 2012, 08:30:59 AM
If evolution is true then how come my daddy aint a monkey?

Your daddy is a monkey as are you. Like all humans (I'm assuming your dad is a human of course) your dad is a primate like all the monkeys on this list.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_primates

You'll find humans at the bottom of the list under the genus "homo"

My daddy ain't no homo, cuz then I wouldn't exist.

sorry, just couldn't resist ;)
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