Hi, I'm Mooby

[rickymooston]

Possibly true. 

Back to moody's non-existence?

[Seppuku]

Mooby is your imaginary friend Ricky, I'm sorry to say but yes...he's not real, I'm sure it'll be hard for you to come to terms with that, but we're here to support you.

Also, you know plenty about American history, but you've just repressed it all so that it only manifests in your alter ego, the Moob-man. He is definitely not real - I asked a psychic and she told me so.

[Mooby]

.....but you still misread it, ......it was a wave goodbye not a hello 

You say goodbye, I say hello.

concerning past participles, Davedave's not here

Dave's not here, man?

that must limit the future tense

We will see.

[screwtape]

Screwtape, sorry my net speak is limited.

a google search would have helped you immediately. 

It's not netspeak.  Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

[kin hell]

.....but you still misread it, ......it was a wave goodbye not a hello 

You say goodbye, I say hello.

http://www.rathergood.com/chicken

concerning past participles, Davedave's not here

Dave's not here, man?[/quote]
very good 
but regarding the non-existent question shouldn't that read

Mooby's not here, man

that must limit the future tense

We will see.
[/quote]

remains to be seen
implies a death of the subject

[Mooby]

Is the subject a salesman?

[rickymooston]

Mooby is your imaginary friend Ricky, I'm sorry to say but yes...he's not real, I'm sure it'll be hard for you to come to terms with that, but we're here to support you.

Also, you know plenty about American history, but you've just repressed it all so that it only manifests in your alter ego, the Moob-man. He is definitely not real - I asked a psychic and she told me so.

Thanks. I knew the caffeine would have side effects. Mooby must just be a manifestation of caffeine withdrawal

[Seppuku]

I hadn't thought of it that way.

To be honest with you, a couple of years ago when I was working hard on my dissertation I went through a period of caffeine withdrawal and the really weird thing is? I hallucinated Mooby. So I think you're onto something here.

[Mooby]

Who doesn't hallucinate Mooby?

I saw a study a while back that found approximately 99% of respondents hallucinate Mooby in their beds. Though you may have hallucinated that study. . .

[kin hell]

Is the subject a salesman?

the salesman's subject is a pitch
the ups and downs of life's dis-maze
(about: a trans-verse axis twitch)
hello sailor upon the waves

the salesman's pitch is on his patch
he trawls and canvasses for sales
The old salt stitches yarns cross hatched
horn-pipe jig-hooks blownsmoke re:gales


pitch as tar (another sailor)
Tobacco Road's hot burning end
twin life-as-sad-carwreck failure
tarmac Death of a Salesman scend