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Re: The endtimes on May 27th
« Reply #116 on: June 02, 2012, 02:57:35 PM »
All that is fine but I hope they were not allowed to marry.
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Re: The endtimes on May 27th
« Reply #117 on: June 02, 2012, 10:03:20 PM »
OH MY!!!!

I think I missed the end of the world.

Could somebody help me here?
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Re: The endtimes on May 27th
« Reply #118 on: June 03, 2012, 08:09:00 PM »
@Ronald McWeinland:

BUT, what about the nuclear wars, the prophesized all-out war between Europe and China?  What about the fall of America, the fall of the dollar, the coming of christ that was to be televised as a nice colorful descention from the clouds with all of you 'gods', and why wasn't wienland by satan in the Jerusalem?  (I read the book)

Clearly, these are physical things, and then he said - well, er, um, it all happened in the spirit.  Just wait another year, Surely our calculations were a little off and he will fully manifest after a year - this death coming back to life stuff is like a cocoon.. (please give me more money so I can retire off of you idiots)...

That's it - I'm sending him an email..   :police:
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Re: The endtimes on May 27th
« Reply #119 on: June 03, 2012, 08:49:10 PM »
@Ronald McWeinland:


That's it - I'm sending him an email..   :police:

Well you're going to have to wait about 5 years for a reply. ;D

http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/forums/index.php/topic,22415.0.html
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Re: The endtimes on May 27th
« Reply #120 on: June 03, 2012, 09:13:55 PM »
apparently, it all flows like this:

http://rcg.org/sep/cogpkg_ronaldweinland.html?s_kwcid=TC|19911|cog-pkg||S|b|13891054441&gclid=CMzIvq60s7ACFSMDQAoddRxLWQ


So this church of god stuff was all invented by one prophet, that led everyone else to think they were either prophets or christ, etc.  The first couple of paragraphs in the above link make sense, the rest is a bunch of rambling about how the world is actually supposed to end...

So, let's get this straight.  There's something I call 'math salad,'  It goes just like the movie '27'.  You can arrange numbers in a way that makes everything seem to align just right.  And your brain might go 'oh - crap', and think it just did something real.  When in fact, it was just manipulation of numbers.  Prophets and tarot card readers are no different - it's manipulation of words and images that are supposed to represent something in the future, and at some point in the future, they always do.  So these guys have bought into one 'language salad' that is the book of revelation, and have all come to some form of meaning about the 'end of days'. 

Frankly, the zombie apocolypse sounded better.  Smoking bath salts and drinking hand sanatizer.  Ooh lala....
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Re: The endtimes on May 27th
« Reply #121 on: June 03, 2012, 10:18:11 PM »
The site you linked is just as loony as the "prophet" it criticises. I doubt they even begin to see the irony. Seven seals, Seven headed beasts, various last trumps. Anti Christs This whole endtimes/revelations nonsense. It's amazing what the human imagination can come up with. All without a scrap of evidence to support it.
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Re: The endtimes on May 27th
« Reply #122 on: June 04, 2012, 01:11:48 AM »
"His prediction based on random buybull clippings is all wrong, because of these OTHER random buybull clippings."

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Re: The endtimes on May 27th
« Reply #123 on: June 04, 2012, 08:58:47 AM »
@Ronald McWeinland:

BUT, what about the nuclear wars, the prophesized all-out war between Europe and China?  What about the fall of America, the fall of the dollar, the coming of christ that was to be televised as a nice colorful descention from the clouds with all of you 'gods', and why wasn't wienland by satan in the Jerusalem?  (I read the book)

Clearly, these are physical things, and then he said - well, er, um, it all happened in the spirit.  Just wait another year, Surely our calculations were a little off and he will fully manifest after a year - this death coming back to life stuff is like a cocoon.. (please give me more money so I can retire off of you idiots)...

That's it - I'm sending him an email..   :police:
When you send that email tell him I had a vision and somehow I know the "true" date for the end now.  I want to give it to him asap.  I just need $50,000 in order to arrange to do this.  Thank you, God bless :)
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Re: The endtimes on May 27th
« Reply #124 on: June 04, 2012, 01:42:23 PM »
Dear Ronald:

I'm sorry to have to write to you under the circumstances.  Jesus passed away on his flight back to earth - the plane crashed - and he left me with all of his treasures.  Unfortunately, it's in US dollars 500,000,000 in total.  I can't process it as I am from the UK and my lawyer needs a US bank account in order to process the funds.  Please put 50,000 dollars in a bank account that we will set up, and then I can put the rest of the 500,000,000 in the same account - we'll then split it down the middle. 

I hope you can find it in your heart and faith to help me out.  Thank you. 

-Judas 
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Re: The endtimes on May 27th
« Reply #129 on: June 13, 2012, 06:24:01 PM »
Kids are just mini adults.  Like bite size cookies.

You know the next end of the world is June 30th.  If this zombie thing keeps spreading June 30th just might be the real deal.

Is it to late to market some kind of zombie repellent device.  This could be big...really big.
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Re: The endtimes on May 27th
« Reply #130 on: June 13, 2012, 10:27:47 PM »
Then there was the Japanese guy who had his junk removed and served the family jewels up to his friends at a fancy dinner party.  :o

May I make a racially stereotyping comment about how since he was Asian, the guests were still hungry after they ate? Okay, I won't then.  :P
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Re: The endtimes on May 27th
« Reply #131 on: June 13, 2012, 11:05:58 PM »
Also acceptable for 'stereotypical Japanese' statements: "WTF, JAPAN?"