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The endtimes on May 27th
« on: May 23, 2012, 12:19:18 AM »
Something I came across today.

http://www.the-end.com/


May 27th?  Well damn, that doesn't give me much time to prepare.   :P

Wonder what'll happen to that site on the 28th...


EDIT: going through the site, I didn't realize how... eccentric the author was.

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Although the Church of God has not been accustomed to having a prophet for nearly 1900 years, God made him a prophet in 1997. His first book, The Prophesied End-Time (published in mid-2004), is the product of what God has given him concerning prophetic end-time events that have already begun to be fulfilled, events that are occurring exactly as he has written in the book.


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Re: The endtimes on May 27th
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2012, 01:22:33 AM »
*heavy sigh* What *is* it with all this eschatological scatology lately?

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Re: The endtimes on May 27th
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2012, 01:37:35 AM »
May I join you, Astreja. we can hold our glasses up and pronounce "Nut-jobs Abound"
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Re: The endtimes on May 27th
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2012, 02:01:38 AM »
May 27th? That's two days after Towel Day! Are ... the Vogons coming to destroy us?!!!!
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Re: The endtimes on May 27th
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2012, 07:40:22 AM »
Damn, right in the middle of Memorial Day weeekend.
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Re: The endtimes on May 27th
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2012, 07:45:04 AM »
Why does the end of the world always have to be associated with religion? Why can't it be a natural disaster like the ice melting or the sun getting too close? Well at least it won't be much longer now...*after may 27th...* I'm still alive? Someone lied!
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Re: The endtimes on May 27th
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2012, 09:26:38 AM »
I'll give him a little bit of credit.  His website is actually not horrible to look at, unlike the typical run of the mill end-time creationist.  And even more amazingly, he's not apparently trying to make a quick buck off of selling his book.

Still, I'm not really worried.  What these people don't realize is that a being as powerful as God wouldn't have to destroy the world so he could save it.  Therefore, all of their end-times tripe can be safely ignored.

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Re: The endtimes on May 27th
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2012, 01:14:44 PM »
We have 4 days to repent brothers............  &)
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Re: The endtimes on May 27th
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2012, 01:49:57 PM »
Say what you will, but at least god gave us enough time for the Eurovision finals on saturday.  ;D

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Re: The endtimes on May 27th
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2012, 01:57:43 PM »
Something I came across today.

http://www.the-end.com/


May 27th?  Well damn, that doesn't give me much time to prepare.   :P

Wonder what'll happen to that site on the 28th...


EDIT: going through the site, I didn't realize how... eccentric the author was.

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Although the Church of God has not been accustomed to having a prophet for nearly 1900 years, God made him a prophet in 1997. His first book, The Prophesied End-Time (published in mid-2004), is the product of what God has given him concerning prophetic end-time events that have already begun to be fulfilled, events that are occurring exactly as he has written in the book.


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The least among will be the most powerful Prophet is written.  For in those days I Will pour out My Spirit both on My Maidservants and My Servants and your young will see visions and your old will dream dreams...


'7125' + ~7010 BC + 2012  = '16,147' years...

'16,147' / {3114 + 2012} = 3.15001950838860...
- 3 cycles...

.15001950838860 x '16,147' = 2, 42 2.365001950839... - 483 = 1939...

5126 x .15001950388860 = 7 69

example: 2422 x 3 = 72 66 - 7010 = 256...  {365 - 256 = 109 = 3.633333333333333 months = 3 1/2 + 1/10 + 1/30} or 110 for the leap year:  3.66666666666666 = 3 2/3.  2/3 of Judeah is written concerning the Pan times to tribulation Prophesies set(s) in Isaiah.  That is roughly, 1000 concerning 666... to infinite decimals by division or {1/1.5}.  If Satan's Kingdom is divided he cannot stand is Testimony of The Gospel of God, for I came to bring divisions and a Sword.

2422 x 3.5 = 7010 + 1467...

then, 1467 x 2 = 483 BC + 450 Paul + 2001 {9-11}

If: Moses was in 1332 + 450 Paul + 40 + 2012 = 3834...

5126 given to the Mayan civilization - 3834 = 1292.  1290 is written in days for years given through Ezekiel and written in Daniel as the middle of the week: 365.2425 x 7 = 2556.6975 days or years...  5126 years... 

2556.6975 - 483 - 2012 = 61.6975..

1948 + 61.6975 = 2009.6975...

2,422.365001950839 - 483 = 1939. 365 001950839

483 - 422.365 = 60.635... years...

61.6975 - 60.635 = 1.0625...  2013?

2013 - 2009.6975 = 4. 365...

days or cycles or years...  490 x 4.365 = 2138.85.  - 120 given to Noah = 2018.85...

3.5 is written: 490 x 3.5 = 1715;  + ~61 = 1776...

However, 1290 is the middle; x 2 = 2580...

2580 - 2556.6975 = 23.3025 difference...

7.1975 = 30.5 {for leap year 366/12 average} - 23.3025

7.134375 = 30.436875 - 23.3025


0.063125 = 7.1975 - 7.134375 ;  7 hills, 7 heads is written. 8th king is written.

0.063125 x 2/30 = 0.0042083333333333...

483 - 420 = 63.  {8 1/3} 1948 + 63 = 2011;

 + 8 1/3 =
 
2021 - 9 = 2012

85 = 23.3025 + 61.6975   ... = 2033; - 21 = 2012...

5126/3834 = 1.3369848721961.. - 1 1/3 = 0.0036515388628065 x 10,000 = 365.153886...

3 2/3 - ~1 1/3 = 2 1/3... + 1/3000

3.6515388628065 x 10-4 - 1/3000 = 3.182055294731667 10-4

365 - 318 = 47.  40 Egypt and 7 tribes Canaan and/or Egypt.

Notice also:  2556.6975 days or years - 1556 added age when Forefathers begot in Genesis 5 = 1000.6975... where .6975 x {16.147/7} = 1.608933214285714  years.  When the 1 and 5 are reversed 51 56 - 51 26 = 30 the age of Messiah in Public Ministry and David.   52 56 - 51 26 = 130 Adam.  Noah 120 + 10.
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Re: The endtimes on May 27th
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2012, 02:08:27 PM »
^ Did he just prove Big G's existence through mathematics?  :(

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Re: The endtimes on May 27th
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2012, 02:18:25 PM »
The least among will be the most powerful Prophet is written.  For in those days I Will pour out My Spirit both on My Maidservants and My Servants and your young will see visions and your old will dream dreams...


'7125' + ~7010 BC + 2012  = '16,147' years...

'16,147' / {3114 + 2012} = 3.15001950838860...
- 3 cycles...

.15001950838860 x '16,147' = 2, 42 2.365001950839... - 483 = 1939...

5126 x .15001950388860 = 7 69

example: 2422 x 3 = 72 66 - 7010 = 256...  {365 - 256 = 109 = 3.633333333333333 months = 3 1/2 + 1/10 + 1/30} or 110 for the leap year:  3.66666666666666 = 3 2/3.  2/3 of Judeah is written concerning the Pan times to tribulation Prophesies set(s) in Isaiah.  That is roughly, 1000 concerning 666... to infinite decimals by division or {1/1.5}.  If Satan's Kingdom is divided he cannot stand is Testimony of The Gospel of God, for I came to bring divisions and a Sword.

2422 x 3.5 = 7010 + 1467...

then, 1467 x 2 = 483 + 450 Paul + 2001 {9-11}

Well, that was a bunch of word salad, or math salad, I should say.   :blank:
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Re: The endtimes on May 27th
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2012, 02:19:04 PM »
Say what you will, but at least god gave us enough time for the Eurovision finals on saturday.  ;D
S**t can't he bring it forward a couple of days.
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Re: The endtimes on May 27th
« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2012, 02:27:50 PM »
The second series of Sherlock is done, so why not let the world end?  &)
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Re: The endtimes on May 27th
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2012, 02:31:27 PM »
Well, for a start, I just signed up to Netflix online!

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Re: The endtimes on May 27th
« Reply #15 on: May 23, 2012, 02:45:48 PM »
The least among will be the most powerful Prophet is written.  For in those days I Will pour out My Spirit both on My Maidservants and My Servants and your young will see visions and your old will dream dreams...
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365 - 318 = 47.  40 Egypt and 7 tribes Canaan and/or Egypt.

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Re: The endtimes on May 27th
« Reply #16 on: May 23, 2012, 04:12:29 PM »
Something I came across today.

http://www.the-end.com/


May 27th?  Well damn, that doesn't give me much time to prepare.   :P

Wonder what'll happen to that site on the 28th...


EDIT: going through the site, I didn't realize how... eccentric the author was.

Quote
Although the Church of God has not been accustomed to having a prophet for nearly 1900 years, God made him a prophet in 1997. His first book, The Prophesied End-Time (published in mid-2004), is the product of what God has given him concerning prophetic end-time events that have already begun to be fulfilled, events that are occurring exactly as he has written in the book.


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Sorry,

if 5126 x .2425 days for the leap year convention = 1243.055 days.  + 16.945 days for Millennia ~17 {10 horns, 7 heads/hills; 24?} = 1260... days or years...

if 5126 x .25 days = 1281.50...

1290 - 8.5 = 1281.50//
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Re: The endtimes on May 27th
« Reply #17 on: May 23, 2012, 04:57:40 PM »
Say what you will, but at least god gave us enough time for the Eurovision finals on saturday.  ;D

That's all good and well but it is two days before the new Regina Spektor album comes out.  If there were ever a good reason to launch a rebellion to postpone the apocalypse...
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Re: The endtimes on May 27th
« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2012, 05:00:04 PM »
Sorry,

if 5126 x .2425 days for the leap year convention = 1243.055 days.  + 16.945 days for Millennia ~17 {10 horns, 7 heads/hills; 24?} = 1260... days or years...

if 5126 x .25 days = 1281.50...

1290 - 8.5 = 1281.50//

Ironically, the number of ways that is wrong is infinite.  :)

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Re: The endtimes on May 27th
« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2012, 05:16:41 PM »
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Re: The endtimes on May 27th
« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2012, 05:43:24 PM »
For goodness sakes, somebody needs to build us one of those end times calculator thingies.  PP?

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Re: The endtimes on May 27th
« Reply #21 on: May 23, 2012, 05:56:54 PM »
Suggestion from math guy Poseidon to math guy Cybr.  You will be better served by proving or disproving Fermats last theorem. You are bound to get some bonus points at the pearly gates for so noble an effort.  But you'd better hurry, time is short. If you have some time left over you can verify the validity of the prophesy with the use of Pascals Triangle (not to be confused with his wager).

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« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2012, 07:11:40 PM »
For goodness sakes, somebody needs to build us one of those end times calculator thingies.  PP?

I've got a prototype going. The circuitry for the math will be pretty easy. Might not even need an on/off switch.

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Re: The endtimes on May 27th
« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2012, 08:29:53 PM »
For goodness sakes, somebody needs to build us one of those end times calculator thingies.  PP?

I've got a prototype going. The circuitry for the math will be pretty easy. Might not even need an on/off switch.


Your calculator is lacking the % function.
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Re: The endtimes on May 27th
« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2012, 08:31:33 PM »
Sorry,

if 5126 x .2425 days for the leap year convention = 1243.055 days.  + 16.945 days for Millennia ~17 {10 horns, 7 heads/hills; 24?} = 1260... days or years...

if 5126 x .25 days = 1281.50...

1290 - 8.5 = 1281.50//

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Re: The endtimes on May 27th
« Reply #25 on: May 23, 2012, 09:04:13 PM »
Your calculator is lacking the % function.

It's just a prototype. I'll work one in on my next mockup. I'm going to see if I can raise ten bucks or so on kickstarter to get this puppy into production.

Come to think of it, I think I"ll add the % button on Version 2.0. I'll sell more that way.

On version 3.0, I'll toss in square roots.

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Re: The endtimes on May 27th
« Reply #26 on: May 23, 2012, 10:43:22 PM »
For goodness sakes, somebody needs to build us one of those end times calculator thingies.  PP?

I've got a prototype going. The circuitry for the math will be pretty easy. Might not even need an on/off switch.



OK, this is awesome.  I hope you remembered to restrict pi, as told in the Bible.

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Re: The endtimes on May 27th
« Reply #27 on: May 24, 2012, 01:22:22 AM »
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Although the Church of God has not been accustomed to having a prophet for nearly 1900 years, God made him a prophet in 1997. His first book, The Prophesied End-Time (published in mid-2004), is the product of what God has given him concerning prophetic end-time events that have already begun to be fulfilled, events that are occurring exactly as he has written in the book.


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I think I know this guy - is it Ronald Wienland?  If you think this guy is bad, look at the rest of the Church of God.  (The church itself seems just like an ordinary church, but the split-offs, prophets, Jesus' reincarnated, etc..)

This group is particularly off-the-rocker...
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Re: The endtimes on May 27th
« Reply #28 on: May 24, 2012, 01:26:11 AM »

The least among will be the most powerful Prophet is written.  For in those days I Will pour out My Spirit both on My Maidservants and My Servants and your young will see visions and your old will dream dreams...


'7125' + ~7010 BC + 2012  = '16,147' years...

'16,147' / {3114 + 2012} = 3.15001950838860...
- 3 cycles...

.15001950838860 x '16,147' = 2, 42 2.365001950839... - 483 = 1939...

5126 x .15001<snip>

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