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Want a good laugh?
« on: April 24, 2012, 07:22:25 PM »
OK, this was the title of one of the news stories on Yahoo News just now.  It has nothing to do with religion but  just had to share.  The title says it all.

"Florida man mistakes girlfriend for hog, shoots her"
Yo, put that in your pipe and smoke it.  Quit ragging on my Lord.

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Re: Want a good laugh?
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2012, 01:07:12 PM »
Florida "hawg hunners" are not famous for their superior intellect or impeccable judgement. Them boar hawgs is dangerous critters so y'all gotta shoot first and ask questions later.

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Re: Want a good laugh?
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2012, 02:30:46 PM »
It was Florida so the 1st thing I thought about was the 2000 election (to dumb to vote right), stand your ground, FOX viewer, war on women, etc.
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Re: Want a good laugh?
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2012, 02:34:20 PM »
She must have been down on all fours and grunting.
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Re: Want a good laugh?
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2012, 02:40:20 PM »
Without even reading the story the headline had me cracking up.
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Re: Want a good laugh?
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2012, 03:07:04 PM »
She must have been down on all fours and grunting.

yeah, it made me wonder how the hell did he confuse her for a hog.

"I'm a out 'ere 'untin' with ma wifle and a can of beer, i see me a hawg and iz thinkin' 'whoo doggie, that'll be good for dinna.'"
*Headshot*
"Dang gun it, i didn' see mah gurl thar. Oh well, iz gunna fin' me anotha woman and a can of beer! Hyuk, hyuk!"
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Re: Want a good laugh?
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2012, 03:08:34 PM »
Timtheskeptic, that sounded way too real to be made up. Are you the guy the OP is referring to?
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Re: Want a good laugh?
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2012, 05:15:12 PM »
Timtheskeptic, that sounded way too real to be made up. Are you the guy the OP is referring to?

oh good grief, you got to be joking. In no way i'm anything like people like him. The redneck is in Florida, i'm in arizona. I don't drink beer, nor do i own rifles. Hell, i'm not dumb enough to be confused which is a hog and which is a woman. Also, i'm not sourthern. At least, i don't live a southern life.
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Re: Want a good laugh?
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2012, 05:18:34 PM »
oh good grief, you got to be joking.

Yeah, I am. I forgot to put a smiley there. Sorry. V_V
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Re: Want a good laugh?
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2012, 08:52:40 PM »
In defense of my home state, I will assure you that all Floridians are not terminally stupid.  Some are, but so are a few of the citizens of Massachussetts and Colrado.

We have many indoor toilets here and some places actually have newspapers. Alright so some of the newspapers are utilized as essential materials in the toilets. We used to use corn cobs but the boll weevils and alligators messed up all the corn crops. I will concede that Florida sometimes votes stupid. Like in 2004.


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Re: Want a good laugh?
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2012, 08:59:45 PM »
About the best thing I can say about Florida is that it sure is a long way from where I am in Montana.

We have problems getting our sheep mixed up with our girlfriends, but thats another story. And we certainly don't shoot either one. There have been a few shearing errors, however.
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Re: Want a good laugh?
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2012, 09:09:34 PM »
About the best thing I can say about Florida is that it sure is a long way from where I am in Montana.

We have problems getting our sheep mixed up with our girlfriends, but thats another story. And we certainly don't shoot either one. There have been a few shearing errors, however.

LMFAO!

"What the hell? Did you just cut off my hair?"
"Oh, sorry, i thought you were a sheep!"
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Re: Want a good laugh?
« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2012, 07:43:53 AM »
She must have been down on all fours and grunting.

yeah, it made me wonder how the hell did he confuse her for a hog.

"I'm a out 'ere 'untin' with ma wifle and a can of beer, i see me a hawg and iz thinkin' 'whoo doggie, that'll be good for dinna.'"
*Headshot*
"Dang gun it, i didn' see mah gurl thar. Oh well, iz gunna fin' me anotha woman and a can of beer! Hyuk, hyuk!"

Ah don't care who y'are, that's funny raht thar. +1
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