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Banned Coca Cola commercial
« on: April 20, 2012, 12:58:16 PM »
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Re: Banned Coca Cola commercial
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2012, 01:09:02 PM »
well, didn't see *that* coming  ;D 
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Re: Banned Coca Cola commercial
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2012, 01:39:54 PM »
Did Coke get Bill Donahue up in their a$$?
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Re: Banned Coca Cola commercial
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2012, 04:23:14 PM »
That reminded me of that hot scene in The Thorn Birds where sexy priest Richard Chamberlain was all wet from the rain and walked up onto Rachel Ward's porch and...well, go watch it yerself.  :P
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Re: Banned Coca Cola commercial
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2012, 04:55:56 PM »
I thought it was cute.

I kept expecting to see another guy right behind her, then the two guys walk off together.[1]
 1.  Hey, it would play well locally.
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Re: Banned Coca Cola commercial
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2012, 07:51:25 PM »
I like MadBunny's ending better.  But this one had a fun twist. 

It won't make me drink cola of any sort.  But it was cuter and artsier than much of the junk on tv designed to make me buy stuff. 

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Re: Banned Coca Cola commercial
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2012, 10:03:26 PM »
I thought it was cute.

I kept expecting to see another guy right behind her, then the two guys walk off together.[1]
 1.  Hey, it would play well locally.

i was too. :laugh:
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Re: Banned Coca Cola commercial
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2012, 11:09:11 PM »
I think you guys need coca-cola sponsorship from now on..   ;D
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Re: Banned Coca Cola commercial
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2012, 09:51:22 AM »
I thought it was cute.

I kept expecting to see another guy right behind her, then the two guys walk off together.[1]
 1.  Hey, it would play well locally.

that's what I was hoping for.   :)
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Re: Banned Coca Cola commercial
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2012, 10:11:46 AM »
They messed it up..the guy shoulda been banging away on her THEN put on the pope suit...or maybe I just have a dirty mind.  :-\
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Re: Banned Coca Cola commercial
« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2012, 10:19:54 AM »
They messed it up..the guy shoulda been banging away on her THEN put on the pope suit...or maybe I just have a dirty mind.  :-\

Yes you do. I it is a cfola commerical what do disgusting things have to do with anything?
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Re: Banned Coca Cola commercial
« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2012, 11:08:59 AM »
About as much as the cutsie commercial has to do with selling soda pop....nothing.
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Re: Banned Coca Cola commercial
« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2012, 02:35:11 PM »
Sex sells!  (Even if it's got a tasty twist at the end..)   :o  I don't know about y'all, but I drank through a 12-pk of coke last weekend..  Only instead of making me look like that priest it made me fatter..  Now I want to sue coca-cola for making me fat.  If it's anything like the McDonald's suit, I have a case..  So you're sayin' I have a chance.. Yes!
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Re: Banned Coca Cola commercial
« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2012, 02:36:00 PM »
The ad was going well until he put his clothes on and they pretty much cut her off the screen. What the hell is wrong with these people?
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Re: Banned Coca Cola commercial
« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2012, 06:10:25 PM »
The ad was going well until he put his clothes on and they pretty much cut her off the screen. What the hell is wrong with these people?
I think the ad is just fine. And the male model is fine as well! They could have put in more bits of him, and less of the lady, IMHO.
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Re: Banned Coca Cola commercial
« Reply #15 on: April 23, 2012, 06:16:42 PM »
And the male model is fine as well!

Agreed.

They could have put in more bits of him, and less of the lady, IMHO.

Disagreed. They should've put more of her as well, and maybe without that stupid ending.
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Re: Banned Coca Cola commercial
« Reply #16 on: April 23, 2012, 06:17:54 PM »
When she starts to pull her wet dress down across her breast, I start to believe in god again.   8)
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Re: Banned Coca Cola commercial
« Reply #17 on: April 23, 2012, 06:18:54 PM »
And the male model is fine as well!

Agreed.

They could have put in more bits of him, and less of the lady, IMHO.

Disagreed. They should've put more of her as well, and maybe without that stupid ending.

I take it you are gay--don't you want to know which bits of him they should have shown more of?  ;)
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Re: Banned Coca Cola commercial
« Reply #18 on: April 23, 2012, 06:23:04 PM »
When she starts to pull her wet dress down across her breast, I start to believe in god again.   8)

Really? That's all it takes for you to believe in a god? A woman undressing?
You have very low standards.

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I take it you are gay

Your assumption is faulty. And I'm not just talking about the assumption that I'm gay; I'm talking about the false dichotomy.

don't you want to know which bits of him they should have shown more of?  ;)

Considering he was at the beach, I think I can come to that conclusion on my own.
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Re: Banned Coca Cola commercial
« Reply #19 on: April 24, 2012, 02:58:04 PM »

I take it you are gay

Your assumption is faulty. And I'm not just talking about the assumption that I'm gay; I'm talking about the false dichotomy.

don't you want to know which bits of him they should have shown more of?  ;)

Considering he was at the beach, I think I can come to that conclusion on my own.

Hey, I just thought we could have a cross-gender meatcake ogle fest here. Sigh. Oh well, maybe next time. :-[
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Re: Banned Coca Cola commercial
« Reply #20 on: April 24, 2012, 06:10:00 PM »
Hey, I just thought we could have a cross-gender meatcake ogle fest here. Sigh. Oh well, maybe next time. :-[

Sorry, but I'm just not in the mood right now.
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Re: Banned Coca Cola commercial
« Reply #21 on: April 25, 2012, 01:16:16 PM »
I'm sorry.  Probably going to piss off Lucifer, but now that I know he speaks Portuguese (even though it is not Brazilian Portuguese) and since nogodsforme is clearly trying to incite an oglefest, I could not help myself.  I needed to post this video. 

Think of it as an auditory oglefest. 



I'm pretty sure nogodsforme speaks Spanish, (not sure about Portuguese) but I think you are pretty resourceful, and if you can't understand the lyrics, I bet you can at least read them and understand enough to get the gist.  http://www.lyrics007.com/Manu%20Chao%20Lyrics/Homens%20Lyrics.html

Not working today, and I'm trying to do just about anything to avoid housework.  Which is what I should be doing.   

And this video is just so much more refreshing than cola. 
« Last Edit: April 25, 2012, 01:18:17 PM by Quesi »

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Re: Banned Coca Cola commercial
« Reply #22 on: April 25, 2012, 04:02:26 PM »
Sounds like she is saying she likes all kinds of dudes, no importa el color.  E verdad! :D
Extraordinary claims of the bible don't even have ordinary evidence.

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