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$100,000 to spend the day with Tim Tebow
« on: April 14, 2012, 09:25:56 PM »
http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/7814180/married-couple-bids-100000-spend-day-new-york-jets-tim-tebow
I live in the Denver area and was soooo glad to see him go. The ass-licking by the local media was nauseating.
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Re: $100,000 to spend the day with Tim Tebow
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2012, 11:59:59 PM »
I would take the 100,000, move to England, and send Tebow a postcard of me and Steven Hawkings...   8)
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Re: $100,000 to spend the day with Tim Tebow
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2012, 07:18:06 AM »
Whomever has $100,000 to spend like that needs to be separated from it.
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Re: $100,000 to spend the day with Tim Tebow
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2012, 07:21:02 AM »
...I thought someone was paying $100,000 to anyone who would spend a day with him. Now my dreams of having $100,000 have been ruined. :'(
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Re: $100,000 to spend the day with Tim Tebow
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2012, 09:34:34 AM »
...I thought someone was paying $100,000 to anyone who would spend a day with him. Now my dreams of having $100,000 have been ruined. :'(

LOL, me too!!!  ;D
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Re: $100,000 to spend the day with Tim Tebow
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2012, 12:01:15 PM »
People still have a hard on for that guy?

Unbelievable.
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Re: $100,000 to spend the day with Tim Tebow
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2012, 12:03:51 PM »
People still have a hard on for that guy?

Unbelievable.

IKR. He's not even that hot. =/
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Re: $100,000 to spend the day with Tim Tebow
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2012, 12:15:51 PM »
...I thought someone was paying $100,000 to anyone who would spend a day with him. Now my dreams of having $100,000 have been ruined. :'(

Very funny. But if that were the case, 100K wouldn't be near enough to make me spend even a few minutes with him, let alone all day.

But i might for a million.

Reminds me of this old joke:

Man to woman: Would you sleep with me for a million dollars?
Woman: Why, yes, of course!
Man: How about ten bucks?
Woman: What do you think I am, a whore?
Man: We've already established what you are. Right now we're just haggling over the price.
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Re: $100,000 to spend the day with Tim Tebow
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2012, 05:17:07 PM »
...I thought someone was paying $100,000 to anyone who would spend a day with him. Now my dreams of having $100,000 have been ruined. :'(
That's what I was thinking.  Man, they're putting this guy on a pedestal.  Maybe one of the Kardashians?  With dreams of having illigitimate children?
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