...I thought someone was paying $100,000 to anyone who would spend a day with him. Now my dreams of having $100,000 have been ruined.
Very funny. But if that were the case, 100K wouldn't be near enough to make me spend even a few minutes with him, let alone all day.
But i might for a million.
Reminds me of this old joke:
Man to woman: Would you sleep with me for a million dollars?
Woman: Why, yes, of course!
Man: How about ten bucks?
Woman: What do you think I am, a whore?
Man: We've already established what you are. Right now we're just haggling over the price.