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If God is so great..........
« on: April 17, 2012, 11:35:20 AM »
Why didn't he give us the wipeless arse?

The non-drip cock?

The sweatless armpit?

The itchless crotch?

The runless nose?

Stink free feet?

I mean if we didn't evolve why do we have these things?
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Re: If God is so great..........
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2012, 11:37:44 AM »
Why aren't we solar powered?
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Re: If God is so great..........
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2012, 12:24:42 PM »
Why do I have an appendix?
Why does my ear occasionally get blocked so I can't hear out of it very well?
Why is my penis too small?
Why does Kirk Cameron exist?
Why do I need to brush my hair?
Why do I fart?
Why do I burp?
Why do I get a hiccough?
Why am I so God damn attractive, yet, I'm an atheist?
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Re: If God is so great..........
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2012, 12:29:13 PM »
Why am I so God damn attractive

lolno
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Re: If God is so great..........
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2012, 01:06:24 PM »
It was worth a shot at least.  ;)
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Re: If God is so great..........
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2012, 07:12:08 PM »
Why aren't we solar powered?

We are. Everything is. :D
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Re: If God is so great..........
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2012, 07:58:28 PM »
why don't people in office care about anything?
why haven't we solved the problems we were trying to solve?
why don't we have cures for every disease?
why can we modify the dna of corn and grow shittier corn?
why don't we have better engines?
why don't we have cleaner technology?
why do I cuss so fucking much?
why aren't I a cyborg yet?
why can't I inject myself into the grid yet?
If I break my arm, why can't I just go to the parts store?
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Re: If God is so great..........
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2012, 08:56:11 PM »
Why has't my thumb evolved into a bottle opener yet?
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Re: If God is so great..........
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2012, 09:07:47 PM »
Why do I have an appendix?
Why does my ear occasionally get blocked so I can't hear out of it very well?
Why is my penis too small?
Why does Kirk Cameron exist?
Why do I need to brush my hair?
Why do I fart?
Why do I burp?
Why do I get a hiccough?
Why am I so God damn attractive, yet, I'm an atheist?
Yeah, all of these except the small penis.
So you're gonna go out there, drink your drink, say "Goodnight, I've had a very lovely evening", go home, jerk off. And that's all you're gonna do.
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