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Get your Jesus chicken for $3,000!
« on: March 26, 2012, 02:14:33 PM »
Not sure what the best place for this topic is, but here goes...

http://www.ebay.com/itm/WOW-JESUS-CHRIST-CHICKEN-NUGGET-JUST-LOOK-AT-THIS-/320876522416?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item4ab5bb2bb0

Took me a couple tries before I figured out how I was suppose to look at it.


I dunno if $3,000 is reasonable, but someone out there does think $100 is a good price for one of these things.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Jesus-chicken-nugget-/320872270300?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item4ab57a49dc


Or if that's too much, you can get a potato chip with a cross in it for only $80.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Potato-Chip-Jesus-Cross-/120882410984?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item1c252735e8
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Re: Get your Jesus chicken for $3,000!
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2012, 02:32:27 PM »
The God, Lord, Creator of the billions of galaxies showing beauty behond imagination in pics from Hubble wants to be seen now on a chicken nugget.  Makes perfect sence to me.  Too bad those nuggets are not in Africa for some kid thats hungry.
Yo, put that in your pipe and smoke it.  Quit ragging on my Lord.

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Re: Get your Jesus chicken for $3,000!
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2012, 02:37:22 PM »
I once afvertised a 3 oz bag of backyard dirt on eBay..sold it for $5 and they paid the shipping.. :P
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Re: Get your Jesus chicken for $3,000!
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2012, 03:58:59 PM »
I can't see anything in the nugget. I can't believe I spent any time trying.
Extraordinary claims of the bible don't even have ordinary evidence.

Kids aren't paying attention most of the time in science classes so it seems silly to get worked up over ID being taught in schools.

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Re: Get your Jesus chicken for $3,000!
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2012, 07:30:04 PM »
I can't see anything in the nugget. I can't believe I spent any time trying.
You didn't believe you saw it..enough. I'm afraid to look. I might go on a online shopping spree.
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Re: Get your Jesus chicken for $3,000!
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2012, 09:02:08 PM »
Those two "jesus" profiles don't even match...how are we supposed to know which is the one true image of jesus and which is an imposter? Of course, one looks a bit like a fruit bat, but who knows?

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Re: Get your Jesus chicken for $3,000!
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2012, 09:13:17 PM »
You just have to have faith Jynnan that Jesus is a two faced impostor. :angel:
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Re: Get your Jesus chicken for $3,000!
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2012, 09:20:52 PM »
Actually, He is 3 persons so I guess it might be hard to tell which face He has on at any given moment.
Yo, put that in your pipe and smoke it.  Quit ragging on my Lord.

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Re: Get your Jesus chicken for $3,000!
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2012, 09:24:04 PM »
Actually, He is 3 persons so I guess it might be hard to tell which face He has on at any given moment.
He's sposed to take his meds, but....you know how it goes when yiure perfect..
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Re: Get your Jesus chicken for $3,000!
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2012, 08:50:21 AM »
smoking to is like sucide, i like smoking but it is not best for us.