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Pat Robertson shows his Christian love again
« on: March 23, 2012, 11:59:41 AM »
Pat's at it again.  He said today that it would serve the Broncos right if their new quarterback (Payton Manning) got hurt.  I guess replacing Tim Boy was a no no in God's eyes.
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Re: Pat Robertson shows his Christian love again
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2012, 01:01:44 PM »
what a vile little man. But expected as a "good Christian" desperately hoping for people to be hurt so your god is validated. 

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Re: Pat Robertson shows his Christian love again
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2012, 01:16:08 PM »
When can we put the straightjacket on Mr. Robertson?  Or at least a ball gag.
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Re: Pat Robertson shows his Christian love again
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2012, 01:18:38 PM »
Well, he is a pretty horrible person. Even by Robertson's standards. For instance, he only has the childrens wing at St. Vincents Hospital in Indianapolis named after him, just because he donated some of his ill-gotten gains. His Peyback Foundations only helps disadvantaged children in three states. It doesn't help rich children anywhere. He sucked up to people by donating many thousands of dollars worth of relief supplies after Katrina, obviously something that the devil wanted him to do. And after all, he is a republican. So I've no doubt that Rev. Pat's admonition and prayers are totally justified.

Or Pat is a jerk. Hmmm, which should I pick.
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Re: Pat Robertson shows his Christian love again
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2012, 02:08:34 PM »
This just in...the entire state of Colorado has been consumed by locus..meanwhile the field where Timmy will play for the Jets will forevermord be bathed in warm sunlight, not to hot, not to cold...juuuust perfect.  :angel:
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Re: Pat Robertson shows his Christian love again
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2012, 01:34:47 AM »
All quotes from Pat Robertson. Just because he donates a fraction of his money to helping people, his people, does not mean he isn't a jerk.

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Re: Pat Robertson shows his Christian love again
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2012, 06:44:07 AM »
Well..Ol Patty is gettin up in the years so it won't be to much longer before he gets to go to that soothing hypocritical voice in the sky. I've heard the old coot on TV as far back as I can remember and back when I was a kid there were only a handful of TV stations and he didnt have a broadcast empire then so we got to watch ol Patty after cartoons or till mom came in the room and said, "turn goddammed son of a bitch off NOW!"
Damned..mom gets smarter and smarter as the years roll by. :D
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Re: Pat Robertson shows his Christian love again
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2012, 08:17:53 AM »
Pat has graduated from "psycho zealot" to "crazy old coot".

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Re: Pat Robertson shows his Christian love again
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2012, 08:35:43 AM »
I dunno...psycho zealot, old coot, goddamned son of a bitch..... aren't we being a little hard on the elderly gentleman?  Just think..if he were crossing the street and you were standing there in your handy cub scout uniform you would be compelled by GOD to help him across that street...or was it shove him into the open manhole that just happened to be shooting flames and shit from it?
So confusing... ;D
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Re: Pat Robertson shows his Christian love again
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2012, 09:23:04 AM »
Wait, so God wanted Tim to stay in Denver? I didn't know He took such a detailed interest in NFL rosters! How does Pat know God didn't approve the trade? Maybe it's His plan to send Tim to New York, where there are so many more godless heathens to reach. In that case, the Broncos were only doing God's will. And if not, why should God smite poor Peyton Manning over it?

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Re: Pat Robertson shows his Christian love again
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2012, 09:45:43 AM »
Maybe if Payton adopts the Tebow stance after toughdowns all will be right with the football world.  Do you think God approved of the pay for hurting players thing with the Saints?  You have to wonder.  He does like to smite.
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Re: Pat Robertson shows his Christian love again
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2012, 10:43:30 AM »
Don't be gettin down on violence.. after all..it's a Christian thing.  :angel:
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Re: Pat Robertson shows his Christian love again
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2012, 11:33:31 AM »
Well, he is a pretty horrible person. Even by Robertson's standards. For instance, he only has the childrens wing at St. Vincents Hospital in Indianapolis named after him, just because he donated some of his ill-gotten gains. His Peyback Foundations only helps disadvantaged children in three states. It doesn't help rich children anywhere. He sucked up to people by donating many thousands of dollars worth of relief supplies after Katrina, obviously something that the devil wanted him to do. And after all, he is a republican. So I've no doubt that Rev. Pat's admonition and prayers are totally justified.

Or Pat is a jerk. Hmmm, which should I pick.

I'd go with jerk. His pros are by far outwieghed by his cons  as others have already pointed out.
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Re: Pat Robertson shows his Christian love again
« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2012, 10:32:15 AM »
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Re: Pat Robertson shows his Christian love again
« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2012, 10:34:47 AM »
You know, some days I wish god were real, that Jesus came back to earth, that he was truly the "god of love" SPAGers want him to be, and that he gave these morons what for for misrepresenting him and spreading their hatred. It would certainly be entertaining.
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Re: Pat Robertson shows his Christian love again
« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2012, 12:37:49 PM »
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Re: Pat Robertson shows his Christian love again
« Reply #16 on: March 26, 2012, 05:04:01 PM »
Well, he is a pretty horrible person. Even by Robertson's standards. For instance, he only has the childrens wing at St. Vincents Hospital in Indianapolis named after him, just because he donated some of his ill-gotten gains. His Peyback Foundations only helps disadvantaged children in three states. It doesn't help rich children anywhere. He sucked up to people by donating many thousands of dollars worth of relief supplies after Katrina, obviously something that the devil wanted him to do. And after all, he is a republican. So I've no doubt that Rev. Pat's admonition and prayers are totally justified.

Or Pat is a jerk. Hmmm, which should I pick.

I'd go with jerk. His pros are by far outwieghed by his cons  as others have already pointed out.

I think people are confused by the sarcasm of the quoted post. Peyton Manning is the good guy because he has done these things for sick kids, etc. Pat Robertson wants him to get hurt because he is not openly praying on the football field all the time like the other guy.
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Re: Pat Robertson shows his Christian love again
« Reply #17 on: March 26, 2012, 05:43:34 PM »
Robertson is for legalizing drugs.  Wild, huh?

After investing in marijuana fields in Honduras, wouldn't you, too?

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