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Resurrection of Jesus commentary thread
« on: March 23, 2012, 06:33:53 AM »
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Re: Resurrection of Jesus commentary thread
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2012, 06:46:01 AM »
Yippee - front row seat!

(settles down with popcorn and claims both armrests)
Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.
Why is it so hard for believers to answer a direct question?

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Re: Resurrection of Jesus commentary thread
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2012, 06:59:21 AM »
Oh boy - another "Did a man named Jesus rise from the dead" debate! I love 'em!

Will this one get to 64 pages? Only time will tell.

Protip: kcrady - tell him it's possible UFOs made it happen. hehehe.

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Re: Resurrection of Jesus commentary thread
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2012, 08:49:41 AM »
Don't tell me how it ends.
Yo, put that in your pipe and smoke it.  Quit ragging on my Lord.

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Re: Resurrection of Jesus commentary thread
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2012, 08:56:06 AM »
hmm, can we make this a drinking game? 
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Re: Resurrection of Jesus commentary thread
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2012, 08:58:15 AM »
hmm, can we make this a drinking game?

Ha! What rules do you have in mind?  ;)
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Re: Resurrection of Jesus commentary thread
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2012, 09:29:39 AM »
hmmm, let's see.  I can see how we can get quite drunk on this.  Every claim of evidence with no support, take a drink.  Every time the claim would apply to any "god", take a drink.....
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Re: Resurrection of Jesus commentary thread
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2012, 10:29:29 AM »
A priest once told me that if the resurrection were not true then none of it was.
Yo, put that in your pipe and smoke it.  Quit ragging on my Lord.

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Re: Resurrection of Jesus commentary thread
« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2012, 11:01:55 AM »
People sure were afraid of dead bodies, for thousands of years. They used to draw and quarter just so you could not come back.

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Re: Resurrection of Jesus commentary thread
« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2012, 12:05:01 PM »
Well, you can see why.  They return on soaps all the time. ;D
Yo, put that in your pipe and smoke it.  Quit ragging on my Lord.

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Re: Resurrection of Jesus commentary thread
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2012, 05:22:33 AM »
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Re: Resurrection of Jesus commentary thread
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2012, 05:36:33 AM »
Bm
You believe evolution and there is no evidence for that. Where is the fossil record of a half man half ape. I've only ever heard about it in reading.

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Re: Resurrection of Jesus commentary thread
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2012, 06:23:47 AM »
People sure were afraid of dead bodies, for thousands of years. They used to draw and quarter just so you could not come back.
Works good on starfish...... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Resurrection of Jesus commentary thread
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2012, 06:52:54 PM »
BM...
hmm, can we make this a drinking game? 

Every time we see circular reasoning, you have to down your whole glass.
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Re: Resurrection of Jesus commentary thread
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2012, 07:37:40 PM »
hmm, can we make this a drinking game?

Double drinks if the zombies are explained. 

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Re: Resurrection of Jesus commentary thread
« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2012, 09:52:29 AM »
Forget Jesus, I think jakec47 needs to be resurrected.

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Re: Resurrection of Jesus commentary thread
« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2012, 05:49:56 PM »
jakec47 -

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I'm not sure this member is returning.

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Re: Resurrection of Jesus commentary thread
« Reply #17 on: April 28, 2012, 01:49:13 PM »
He must have realized there was no proof and bravely ran away.

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Re: Resurrection of Jesus commentary thread
« Reply #18 on: April 28, 2012, 01:50:40 PM »
He must have realized there was no proof and bravely ran away.

Nah... Are you trying to say that a theist ran away when they had DA LAWD on their side?
You atheists really are a bunch of crazy bastards. &)
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