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To do list:Hire two private detectives and have them follow each other
Run excitedly into a shop (wearing clothes makeup accessories from the past or from a possible future) and yell "what year is it?" When someone answers, run outside yelling "it worked!!"
My little brother just told me the best awful joke I think I've ever heard.How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
That joke is strictly copyrighted. You'll be hearing from my lawyers, surfer boy.Just kidding...good inclusion.Thinking of videoing a good visual joke and posting it on youtube...any rules against posting videos of yourself?
well, this is one my favourite awful jokes, and it only works visually, so I have taken the time to record it for you:>snip<
well, this is one my favourite awful jokes, and it only works visually, so I have taken the time to record it for you:
And what the eff is that on your t-shirt?
Stop me if you've heard this one. Too late.Q: Why is a submarine like a porn star's shlong? A: Because they're both long, hard, wet and full of seamen.
roses are dead,violets are dead,....man I'm bad at gardening.
Jesus had to feed a whole bunch of people with very little bread. So he cut the ends off the loaf to make endless bread. 1. I feel like this could be formulated better, but I'm too tired to be funny
There once was a pirate named Yateswho did the fandango on skates,but he slipped on his cutlasswhich rendered him nutless,and practically useless on dates.
"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative."
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