A straight man walks into a gay bar and sits at the bar. A very effeminate bartender walks over and asks, "What'll it be, sailor?" The straight man asks for a beer. The bartender brings him a draft.
After a few minutes, the bartender and the straight man are having a discussion.
"Do you have a name for your penis, sailor?"
"A name?" asks the straight man.
"Yes, a name. Like mine. I call my dick, Nike. You know, 'Just Do It.' "
The straight man thinks for a few seconds and replies, "I call mine secret."
"Secret?" the bartender asks.
"Yes, secret," the straight man replies. "You know, 'Strong Enough for a Man, Made for a Woman.' "