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silly verse challenge
« on: March 21, 2012, 09:47:17 PM »
I'm on my lunch break and at a loose end. And in a silly mood.

So...I invite someone, anyone, to give me three completely random topics/themes, and I shall attempt to link them together in a rhyming verse within 10 minutes. The sillier the better.

Any takers?
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Re: silly verse challenge
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2012, 09:49:37 PM »
it sure is fun hitting F5 every 30 seconds...
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Re: silly verse challenge
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2012, 09:53:13 PM »
when I worked in a call centre I used to play a game called "insert that word". I had a colleague call out a random word as my phone rang, and I had to find a way to work that word into the conversation. Very amusing sometimes.
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Re: silly verse challenge
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2012, 09:53:40 PM »
I'll bite. 

Computers
Planet Earth
Deuteronomy

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Re: silly verse challenge
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2012, 09:54:17 PM »
I'll bite. 

Computers
Planet Earth
Deuteronomy

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Sweet. My time starts....now!
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Re: silly verse challenge
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2012, 10:04:24 PM »
A man on a mission jumped into his space ship
He tripped, and the result was a dilocated hip
He tried to google "remedies for astronauts in pain"
but his computer was broken, which really was a shame

He launched into orbit, his plan to circle earth
A dream he had had, well..practically from birth
He thought fondly of his Dad and his jewish auntie Nora
whilst carefully reading the fifth book of the Torah

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Re: silly verse challenge
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2012, 10:05:37 PM »
sigh

slightly outside time limit, and it sucks  :(
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Re: silly verse challenge
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2012, 10:06:27 PM »
Very impressive.  Thanks.

Enjoy you're lunch.  I'm off to sleep. 

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Re: silly verse challenge
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2012, 09:48:16 PM »
I'm on my lunch break and at a loose end. And in a silly mood.

So...I invite someone, anyone, to give me three completely random topics/themes, and I shall attempt to link them together in a rhyming verse within 10 minutes. The sillier the better.

Any takers?

Lunch time again  8)

Any takers on a repeat challenge? This time I might take 15 minutes.

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Re: silly verse challenge
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2012, 09:59:44 PM »
The infant gospel of Thomas
Starbucks
Nuclear waste. 
Whenever events that are purported to occur in our best interest are as numerous as the events that will just as soon kill us, then intent is hard, if not impossible to assert. NDT

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Re: silly verse challenge
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2012, 10:00:51 PM »
I just need 2 mins to google infant gospel of thomas. So...17 minutes starting from now.

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Re: silly verse challenge
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2012, 10:04:18 PM »
NP!  Good luck.
Whenever events that are purported to occur in our best interest are as numerous as the events that will just as soon kill us, then intent is hard, if not impossible to assert. NDT

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Re: silly verse challenge
« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2012, 10:13:45 PM »
My shift began quite early as it tends to do these days
I started making lattes under Alan's steely gaze
He'd given me a job when it seemed that no-one would
And Starbucks is much better than just mopin round the 'hood

You see, I'd been an outcast in my neighbourhood for years
ever since I'd told my friends and all my workplace peers
That the story of Jesus didn't start when he was thirty
and like nuclear waste they stared at me like I was dirty
« Last Edit: March 22, 2012, 10:16:22 PM by magicmiles »
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Re: silly verse challenge
« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2012, 10:14:43 PM »
I wasn't going to have time to expand on the story. Not my best effort, or my worst.

It's fun to do...
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Re: silly verse challenge
« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2012, 10:26:35 PM »
Interestingly challenge. Okay, how about?

Vikings
Disneyland
Nihilism


Whilst you're depressing yourself over Nietzsche, Lief Ericson and Mickey Mouse, I'll sleep. ;)

I say depressing, Vikings are AWESOME.
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Re: silly verse challenge
« Reply #15 on: March 22, 2012, 10:30:08 PM »
That would have stretched me big time...may have been too hard. We'll never know cause I really have to get cracking with some phone calls.

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Re: silly verse challenge
« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2012, 12:31:18 AM »
ESV Deuteronomy 23:1
My little pony
Kellogs Corn Flakes

See if you can fit smashed testicles in there.  :o
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Re: silly verse challenge
« Reply #17 on: March 23, 2012, 12:42:45 AM »
I'll save you the trouble mm (just because my hernia's already in my right ear laughing)

No man who has had his testicles crushed or bitten off by my little pony then enjoyed it with Kelllogs Corn Flakes may enter the assembly of god...mainly because he'll be locked up in the looney bin.  ;D
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