A man on a mission jumped into his space ship
He tripped, and the result was a dilocated hip
He tried to google "remedies for astronauts in pain"
but his computer was broken, which really was a shame
He launched into orbit, his plan to circle earth
A dream he had had, well..practically from birth
He thought fondly of his Dad and his jewish auntie Nora
whilst carefully reading the fifth book of the Torah