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Offline Turbo SS

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Great paradox I never thought of before. Christians how do you answer?
« on: March 16, 2012, 02:55:37 PM »


Found this gem yesterday  :laugh:
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Re: Great paradox I never thought of before. Christians how do you answer?
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2012, 03:25:25 PM »
And then would the rapist get his fifty sheckles back?
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Re: Great paradox I never thought of before. Christians how do you answer?
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2012, 03:38:27 PM »
Quote from: changeling on March 16, 2012, 03:25:25 PM
And then would the rapist get his fifty sheckles back?

Apart from all the other things that are wrong about this whole thing, there's yet another one: if a woman is a virgin and gets raped, she's still a virgin.  A virgin is someone who has never had sex.  Rape is not sex.  If you whack someone on the head with a frying pan, you don't call it "cooking".
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Re: Great paradox I never thought of before. Christians how do you answer?
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2012, 04:11:14 PM »
The old goat herders didn't consider a virgin to be a woman that had not had sex,
It was any woman who had never laid with a man, forced or otherwise.

If they were single and did not have their hymen, they were only good for stoning.
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The level of dumb they have to sell, is only made remotely possible by the level of flocking their sheep are willing to do in the name of rewards for no thought. quote: Kin Hell

"Faith is the enemy of evidence, for when we know the truth, no faith is required." Graybeard

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Re: Great paradox I never thought of before. Christians how do you answer?
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2012, 04:21:00 PM »
Did oral count? :?
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Re: Great paradox I never thought of before. Christians how do you answer?
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2012, 04:57:15 PM »
Quote from: changeling on March 16, 2012, 04:11:14 PM
The old goat herders didn't consider a virgin to be a woman that had not had sex,
It was any woman who had never laid with a man, forced or otherwise.

If they were single and did not have their hymen, they were only good for stoning.

Right, I know, and that's just another thing that's wrong about it.
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Re: Great paradox I never thought of before. Christians how do you answer?
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2012, 08:47:26 PM »
I just put it on a local church's FB wall  trololol

We will see how long it stays up.  Link to their wall below.  I guess you have to copy/paste the link to work

http://www.facebook.com/?sk=welcome#!/lifechurchtvtulsa?sk=wall
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Re: Great paradox I never thought of before. Christians how do you answer?
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2012, 03:31:11 PM »
How about this one: if a virgin guy is raped by another guy, do they have to get married? Do you stone the rapist for being gay? Do you stone the raped guy for not being a virgin? Do you give the rapist Lot's daughters? Who gets the fifty sheckels? :? Inquiring minds wanna know.
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Re: Great paradox I never thought of before. Christians how do you answer?
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2012, 02:51:58 PM »
If the victim is a former lesbian who has been 'corrected' by one of the forward thinking pioneers of 'corrective rape' here in South Africa then she should obviously jump at the chance to marry her 'corrector', I mean it's the least she could do to show her gratitude to the man who saved her from such a shameful life.... :?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_violence_in_South_Africa#Corrective_rape
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Re: Great paradox I never thought of before. Christians how do you answer?
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2012, 06:45:39 PM »
Yikes. I might suggest a little "corrective castration" but it might be taken the wrong way..... &)
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