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Why won't God heal baldness?
« on: July 11, 2014, 09:44:50 AM »


This is Edir Macedo, a rich Bishop of the Universal Church of the Kingdom of God in Brazil. He claims his God can heal everything.

But why won't God heal his Androgenetic Alopecia (Male Pattern Baldness)?
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Re: Why won't God heal baldness?
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2014, 09:56:38 AM »
Why won't god heal? Or do anything? Ever?
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Re: Why won't God heal baldness?
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2014, 10:35:43 AM »
Don't you know that Yahweh is bald with glasses?
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Re: Why won't God heal baldness?
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2014, 11:41:07 AM »
He heals their spiritual baldness.
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Re: Why won't God heal baldness?
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2014, 11:36:03 PM »
He heals their spiritual baldness.

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Re: Why won't God heal baldness?
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2014, 05:15:18 AM »
We need bald people, and children to make fun of them. What, you think bears grow on trees?
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Re: Why won't God heal baldness?
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2014, 11:51:42 AM »
We need bald people, and children to make fun of them. What, you think bears grow on trees?
does this mean God prefers male pattern baldness,it gives bears something to do?
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Re: Why won't God heal baldness?
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2014, 01:27:51 AM »
The god has to create bears to tear apart the kids making fun of the bald guy. It's in the bible!
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Re: Why won't God heal baldness?
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2014, 11:04:01 AM »
In heaven, he'll have a full head of luxurious hair, and the six pack abs he lacked in real life, but, it won't matter cuz there won't be sex.

But he can flip the channel over to hell where bears are destroying kids for laughing at bald guys.

Now that's HEAVEN... faces of death via bears... :-\
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