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Re: gee..in thr hospital
« Reply #29 on: March 12, 2012, 01:50:04 PM »
I wouldn't let them win so easily.

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« Reply #30 on: March 12, 2012, 11:21:44 PM »
Well..I'm alive and this is NO FUN! If jayzes is involved Im getting back in shape to kick his ass.. ;D
Man..I have a kmot on my groin the size of a softball...hurts.
But, I haven't had the same chest pain..for you medic types it was the OM  artery blocked..
I'm getting ok with quittin smoking... I really don't think about them to much..not that they would let me smoke in a cardiac unit..duh..

Thanks for your kind words folks..without sounding sappy it makes me feel better. :D
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Re: gee..in thr hospital
« Reply #31 on: March 12, 2012, 11:29:32 PM »
Thanks for your kind words folks..without sounding sappy it makes me feel better. :D

what makes you think you get to decide what sounds sappy?

from this side of the screen it sure sounded sappy   



....you big sappy block of sappy type sappyence ;)



Oh and very woodsy "Oh look at the lovely tree"  ....with knots and sap and all, just lying there like a log   .....rooted.

well, I hope your sap is rising
I hope your health is turning a new leaf
(that is not a tobacco leaf I'm meaning recidivist)
although like a tobacco leaf I hope you are soonest cured.
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« Reply #32 on: March 12, 2012, 11:33:08 PM »
Don't make me fly there to slap the sappy off. >:( :laugh:
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« Reply #33 on: March 12, 2012, 11:35:47 PM »
I've got lots of really really funny things to say, but first I have to know that it doesn't hurt for you to laugh. Sometimes you get stitches in exactly the wrong places.

Let us know. I got a million of 'em.

Glad you've made it this far. Enjoy the meds and keep us posted.

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« Reply #34 on: March 13, 2012, 08:27:43 AM »
Yey..goin home today..hopefully after breakfast...the food heres almost as good as my own, but I gotta change my diet a bit and continue gritting my two teeth to quit smoking, but I have to admit the desire for a smoke right now is pretty strong.. its been since Saturday since my last..
PP..Im holding off on laughing to hard..this knot in my groin still hurts like hell..it feels like they kicked me in the nuts to fix my heart..a kick start!
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Re: gee..in thr hospital
« Reply #35 on: March 13, 2012, 08:51:20 AM »
Be careful about moving about or straining yourself until that spot heals where they gained access to the vena cava artery!

Mend well!
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« Reply #36 on: March 13, 2012, 08:58:55 AM »
Good on you for getting to go home this AM.

In deference to your condition, I'll speak only in subdued tones and only about serious subjects for a few days. If I can't control myself on other threads, I'll put a NSFa (Not Safe For atheola) label at the beginning of my post to warn you off.

I still have that +1 for you when  you make it home. Lemme know.
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« Reply #37 on: March 13, 2012, 09:22:19 AM »
Man, glad you are going home but wow, now the children can drive you nuts and you won't be able to catch them.
Yo, put that in your pipe and smoke it.  Quit ragging on my Lord.

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« Reply #38 on: March 13, 2012, 09:40:47 AM »
The kids have been read the riot act plus they've been warned I might just be in better shape soon which means abilities to catch em and wont keel over on em.. :o
Yep MM..this hole in me is gonna take some time to heal.
No hurries here..
PP..I have the uncanny ability to wear my poker face especially whilst in pain.. actually laughing doesn't hurt, but coughing does plus this hole is right beside.my hernia..who knows..maybe the swelling will help close that hole up.. Doc told me a hernia is actually a piece of intestine poking through muscle wall..
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« Reply #39 on: March 13, 2012, 01:42:46 PM »
I made it home and up the grueling 13 steps and now just waiting for the medication to kick in and go off to lalaland a while before the riot gets home from skool..
I broke down the moment my eye spied the ashtray...dammit. back to square one..it tasted like crap so that's good at least. I haven't given up hope...yet. :-\
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« Reply #40 on: March 13, 2012, 02:06:27 PM »
Praise Jesus...He guided the doctors hands to make you well.  He must have special plans for you.  Now you owe Him.  Guess you will be working for the non-rational side now.  Shit, you might even become a preacher. lol

Take it easy man...baby steps.
Yo, put that in your pipe and smoke it.  Quit ragging on my Lord.

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« Reply #41 on: March 13, 2012, 03:20:30 PM »
Praise Jayzez..may Nick's fingers be rendered incapable of typing.  :laugh:
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« Reply #42 on: March 13, 2012, 05:05:22 PM »
Congrats, dude.

I hear a good way to stop smoking is dunk all your ciggies in horse piss and dry them out before smoking them. Works on a lot of bad habits.

Get some rest. For now, you've got a good excuse to do that. And heal. I almost forgot that. Heal.
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« Reply #43 on: March 13, 2012, 05:41:12 PM »
Good to hear you made it through. :D

Can you laugh yet? I'll tell you my spitoon joke....I visited a friend in the hopsital after surgery and gave her a book of dirty jokes. She has yet to forgive me. Hope you don't get a huge-a$$ bill that goes into collections. That shock will clear out any clogs that remain.

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« Reply #44 on: March 13, 2012, 05:53:24 PM »
Try this to quit smoking.  It worked for me.  Imagine a gallon container filled with cigarette butts.  Then a 5 gallon bucket filled with the crap you've been wasting time on.  Then imagine a 55 gallon drum filled with the garbage you've been inhaling for fucking years.  Then imagine a goddamn swimming pool filled with the poison you've been subjecting your lungs to for what...... to feel good? - jesus christ! - how much goddamn money have you been wasting to kill yourself for what - to fucking relax? - give me a godamn break!!!!!!     :)  Hope that helps.   Seriously - hope you're feeling better, atheola.  Shock therapy, ya know.
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« Reply #45 on: March 13, 2012, 06:04:08 PM »
welcome home bloke
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« Reply #46 on: March 13, 2012, 06:13:29 PM »
Yey..goin home today..hopefully after breakfast...the food heres almost as good as my own, but I gotta change my diet a bit and continue gritting my two teeth to quit smoking, but I have to admit the desire for a smoke right now is pretty strong.. its been since Saturday since my last..
PP..Im holding off on laughing to hard..this knot in my groin still hurts like hell..it feels like they kicked me in the nuts to fix my heart..a kick start!
Well, good. No exorcism needed to get the devils out of your chest.

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« Reply #47 on: March 13, 2012, 07:02:15 PM »
Man..I feel guilty as SIN now.. Go ahead and heap on the guilt.. I deserve it...  :'(
I should be flogged daily and twice every Sunday.
In the meantime I'm setting a quit date...after this pack  that's it.. It's teeth grittin time. :P
If I fail I'll submit to daily floggings. :o
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« Reply #48 on: March 13, 2012, 07:12:31 PM »
Cut down slowly. If you smoked 5 per day. Smoke 5 the first day, then 4, then 4, 3, 2, 1, 1....
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« Reply #49 on: March 13, 2012, 09:55:51 PM »
Cut down slowly. If you smoked 5 per day. Smoke 5 the first day, then 4, then 4, 3, 2, 1, 1...

I've tried that method..maybe I'll go piss on a cops shoe..quit in the slammer.
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« Reply #50 on: March 13, 2012, 10:37:12 PM »
Congrats, dude.

I hear a good way to stop smoking is dunk all your ciggies in horse piss and dry them out before smoking them. Works on a lot of bad habits.

Get some rest. For now, you've got a good excuse to do that. And heal. I almost forgot that. Heal.
How do you get the horse to stand still ong enough to get the cigs pissed on?

And your God is weak "A".  My fingers are flying on this keyboard. lol :)

Oh, and you can give up smokes for Lent...40 days should do.
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« Reply #51 on: March 13, 2012, 11:03:21 PM »
Well god sucks then..and you can tell him I said so. :D
I just got my 1st real shower since Saturday and noticed the hole they drilled in me was RIGHT on top of my hernia...and...eegadz! I'm BALD! :o I hope the super model nurse was embarrassed because I don't remember. :laugh:
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« Reply #52 on: March 13, 2012, 11:10:50 PM »
I'm using my magic cell phone nick, but i can also usef this big ass plasma screen tv..

I can remember watching the TV the last time I was in the hospital.  Let me look it up by the show that was on ....

Ah, yes, April 19, 1993.   The TV show that was on so many channels was watching David Koresh's compound burn with all the children inside.  And again.  And again.   And again.

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« Reply #53 on: March 13, 2012, 11:16:54 PM »
Congrats, dude.

I hear a good way to stop smoking is dunk all your ciggies in horse piss and dry them out before smoking them. Works on a lot of bad habits.

Get some rest. For now, you've got a good excuse to do that. And heal. I almost forgot that. Heal.
How do you get the horse to stand still ong enough to get the cigs pissed on?

Crikey, do I have to explain EVERYTHING!

Google it  ;D
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« Reply #54 on: March 14, 2012, 07:27:17 AM »
OK, Maybe my little pony will stand still long enough.  Worth a try.  Unless you can buy horse piss at a store now.
Yo, put that in your pipe and smoke it.  Quit ragging on my Lord.

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« Reply #55 on: March 14, 2012, 08:22:32 AM »
Cut down slowly. If you smoked 5 per day. Smoke 5 the first day, then 4, then 4, 3, 2, 1, 1...

I've tried that method..maybe I'll go piss on a cops shoe..quit in the slammer.

Well, I've quit hundreds of times, so I know what I'm talking about....
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« Reply #56 on: March 14, 2012, 08:32:51 AM »
OK, Maybe my little pony will stand still long enough.  Worth a try.  Unless you can buy horse piss at a store now.

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« Reply #57 on: March 14, 2012, 08:40:31 AM »
Well, I've quit hundreds of times, so I know what I'm talking about....

Hehe, you remind me of Mark Twain:
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