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gee..in thr hospital
« on: March 11, 2012, 08:09:16 AM »
I was having bad chest pain last night so here I is on the 3rd floot of a brand spankin new hospital undoubtedly bringing in some fed money for warm corpse on the books. I'll try to not keel over while here..
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Re: gee..in thr hospital
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2012, 08:18:02 AM »
I wish you well. Hopefully it will pass. Could be any number of things, so don't assume heart. The docs do that, because they want to rule out the worst.
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Re: gee..in thr hospital
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2012, 09:19:36 AM »
Good health to you atheola...keep us posted.

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Re: gee..in thr hospital
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2012, 09:42:35 AM »
(((atheola)))

Hope you're feeling better soon.
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Re: gee..in thr hospital
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2012, 01:06:18 PM »
Could be anything. Could even be Jesus, I mean Christians say we should all have Jesus in our hearts. ;) Humour aside, I hope it's nothing and that you'll be out in no time. I had chest pains and palpitations a few years ago, I had a few tests but doctor just said it was stress and that I should relax more.


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Re: gee..in thr hospital
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2012, 01:58:15 PM »
I self-diagnose myself really really well. Bet I could do the same for you. However, maybe you better hang around with the pretty nurses and do it right.

I won't be praying for you, but like the rest of us, I'll be thinking about you. Keep us informed.
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Re: gee..in thr hospital
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2012, 04:02:36 PM »
well...jesus gave me a NICE assed motel room except the beds not up to snuff and Im stuck in it with wires, tubes and instruments of coldness...nurses are nice, most of em I guess....all in all it sucks to be me right now...fucking jesus..
Thanks for thekind words though...I'm gona live :blank:
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Re: gee..in thr hospital
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2012, 04:27:35 PM »
Thanks for thekind words though...I'm gona live :blank:

Glad to hear it. Hope you're outta there and in a more comfortable situation soon.
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Re: gee..in thr hospital
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2012, 04:34:19 PM »
I bet you look cute with your half gown with the ass end open. ;)  Get well man, we don't want you haunting this site if you pass on.
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Re: gee..in thr hospital
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2012, 06:09:06 PM »
My ass stoppped looking cute when it began looking like wet cement thrown against a 2 x 4, but maybe I'll take a picture for posterior sake. 8)

Serious though this has been really painful & never shows on an EKG. XRays..nodda, but...hopefully they narrow it down to an actual cause besides the standard nonsense answers I've always gotten.. Im scheduled for a stress test tomorrow AS IF Im gonna jog on a treadmill..I might limp along....will keep you posted...maybe even my cute cement splattered looking posterior.
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Re: gee..in thr hospital
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2012, 06:12:35 PM »
The worst part of a stress test is that they have you hooked up to their wires while you're walking up the incline, but you're not hooked up to them when you get the bill. I think the latter would be far more revealing, heart-wise.

Silly doctors.

Edit: Oh yea, hang in there atheola. As they say, the alternative sucks.
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Re: gee..in thr hospital
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2012, 06:49:56 PM »
intelligent design forgot the inspection panels, and we're stuck with magic rays and seeing through bodies for diagnosis.

hopefully bloke they'll find nothing, it'll pass, and unexplained random life will go on

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Re: gee..in thr hospital
« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2012, 08:12:06 PM »
My grandkids dropped in with mom..they behaved till she went downstairs them the hoolaganism broke out... i wonder if this is related to grandkids..i doubt it because i had severe pain prior to the mini-riot...thankfully mom rescued me...
Im on a floor with a lot of elderly paitents..you can almost hear the life being coughed out of some..kind of depressing.. :-\
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Re: gee..in thr hospital
« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2012, 09:23:59 PM »
My grandkids dropped in with mom..they behaved till she went downstairs them the hoolaganism broke out... i wonder if this is related to grandkids..i doubt it because i had severe pain prior to the mini-riot...thankfully mom rescued me...
Im on a floor with a lot of elderly paitents..you can almost hear the life being coughed out of some..kind of depressing.. :-\
What kind of magical device are you using to communicate with us from your hospital bed?
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Re: gee..in thr hospital
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2012, 09:35:14 PM »
Hello Atheola.

I wish you well and a speedy recovery.

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Re: gee..in thr hospital
« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2012, 02:28:46 AM »
I'm using my magic cell phone nick, but i can also usef this big ass plasma screen tv.. this is a new hospital all wired up..you even have a  snazzy keyboard, but im not to keen on pissing off the nursing staff with my atheist rants while they weild power to order up enemas and the like.
This chronic pain SUCKS! Im tired of this gettin old shit..let someone else do it...
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Re: gee..in thr hospital
« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2012, 05:50:13 AM »
Well, I hope you have a St Patty's Day miracle.  Get your ass home...those rugrats need you. ;)
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Re: gee..in thr hospital
« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2012, 06:46:01 AM »
I'm not a doctor, but as far as I'm familiar, it's rarely the heart whenever there is a pain in the chest only. Most likely it's a neurosis, but it might be also something with the lungs or even the stomach. It could be anything, indeed.

Get well soon!
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Re: gee..in thr hospital
« Reply #18 on: March 12, 2012, 10:34:18 AM »
What'll be a miracle is this hospital getting paid in full.. Im uninsured, but I think an HCAP is picking it up.. I damned sure don't have the $$$$$ to pay for all of this.
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Re: gee..in thr hospital
« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2012, 10:45:34 AM »
Another reason for universal health care.
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« Reply #20 on: March 12, 2012, 11:17:28 AM »
hope you feel better, atheola.  worst chest pain I ever had was with pleurisy.   :P 


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Re: gee..in thr hospital
« Reply #21 on: March 12, 2012, 11:52:33 AM »
Well..they're transfering me over to Kettering hospital to do a heart catherisation because..big surprise..there's a blockage that's life threatening...
should i start thanking jayzes or the good folks of kettering hospital for fixing my ass up?
Im also quittin smoking..if I can kick a 20 yr heroin binge a 40 yr smoking binge ought to be cake.  :?

Damned.. I wanna smoke suddenly.
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« Reply #22 on: March 12, 2012, 12:21:11 PM »
Do well man.  Do you want us to start a prayer chain calling list ? ;)
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« Reply #23 on: March 12, 2012, 01:03:37 PM »
You got a whole bunch of us rooting for you. I'll give you a karma point when you get out of the hospital. Just because.

That should give you something to look forward to.
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« Reply #24 on: March 12, 2012, 01:16:22 PM »
my husband had two heart caths.  Not for a blockage but for screwy cardiac nerves.  he hated the IV in his arm worse.  although the itchy shaved area was a bit of a annoyance  ;D You can practice your dirty old man routine.

send cookies to the cath team.   ;D
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Re: gee..in thr hospital
« Reply #25 on: March 12, 2012, 01:21:12 PM »
There's a guy on here who claims God answers his prayers, you want us to get him to pray for you? ;)

Shame to hear it's life threatening, but good to hear they can do something about but a shame to hear you're going to have to sell one of your grand kids to pay for it.
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« Reply #26 on: March 12, 2012, 01:29:12 PM »
There's a guy on here who claims God answers his prayers, you want us to get him to pray for you? ;)

Big mistake, when Atheola is back, the doctors get no credit. We will never hear the end of it.

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« Reply #27 on: March 12, 2012, 01:43:21 PM »
Sometimes religious groups come by to visit rooms of patients.  That should be interesting. :)
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Re: gee..in thr hospital
« Reply #28 on: March 12, 2012, 01:46:00 PM »
You should pray to Thor. A user here claims to have received signs from the thunder god himself.[1]

On a more serious note, I hope you get well soon.
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