I have no luck summoning lightening. I keep telling this god guy to strike me dead before I finish typing this sentence, or the next one, or the next, but he never does. Here, try this one dude. Nope? I'll type a longer one, because that's what I normally do, so right now as I'm doing this strike me dead, please, just for the heck of it.
See, I'm no good at anything.
Even had time to go back and fix a couple of typos. I'm so incompetent. Can't even get the dude to fry me.