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I'll be right back to...
« on: February 21, 2012, 06:34:16 PM »
...cut your penises.



I hadn't seen this in a while and I wanted to share.
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Re: I'll be right back to...
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2012, 06:56:44 PM »
As the victim of such zealotry, or at least as the victim of a medical community who thought it a good idea anyway, I have always wondered two things:

1. If foreskins aren't god's favorite thing, why did he make them in the first place. And 2, if he changed his mind and thought it terrible a few generations later, why not do a little adjustment of our genetics and have them go away.

Jewish rabbi's bite them off of little babies. I've got a perversion or two that I'd like to see in the bible, but noooo. Just the slice and dice. Bummer dude.
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Re: I'll be right back to...
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2012, 10:43:44 AM »
I love that clip.   

soem thoughts:

why was it a foreskin that established this "covenant"?  Why would someoen choose that, unless you wanted a way to identify each other only when you were naked?  Did Israelites de-pant like some secret handshake? Excuse me while I whip this out..... ;)

and Joshua 5 makes things even weirder, with claims of a second circumcisions, them forgetting to get circumcised for a while, etc.   and of course we get claims it was just a metaphor: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religious_male_circumcision

It seems that, though there is some evidence it may have a medical benefit, it's not enough for the ancients to pick up.  There's some evidence that the ancient Egyptians did it, and the central american tribes ran cords of thorns through their genitals.   

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Re: I'll be right back to...
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2012, 11:02:38 AM »
That is an odd one..why pick a location on the body seldom seen? Why not that flap of skin at the bottom of our ears? Then you could proudly display for all to see your brand of religious zealotry and child abuse! ;D
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Re: I'll be right back to...
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2012, 12:51:49 PM »
Jewish rabbi's bite them off of little babies.

Actually, they don't.  They use instruments to cut them off.  However, within some extremely fringe jewish groups - Hadisc jews in particular - there is a tradition where the Rabbi draws blood off the freshly cut penis with his mouth.  This caused some problems a few years ago in Hymietown[1] when several infants were given herpes from the rabbi. One of the babies died from the infection.  I think the rabbi and the parents should be shot out of a canon into a brick wall.
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Re: I'll be right back to...
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2012, 01:01:49 PM »
there is a tradition where the Rabbi draws blood off the freshly cut penis with his mouth <snip> several infants were given herpes from the rabbi

Isn't that illegal?      ..also, GROSS
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Re: I'll be right back to...
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2012, 01:48:56 PM »
Isn't that illegal? 

Unfortunately, no.  Some feel it is covered by freedom of religion.  I think mutilating your infant's genitals should not be covered under that amendment.

    ..also, GROSS

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« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2012, 09:26:29 PM »
Jews of the Kaballah persuasion place great importance on the mikva, a sort of hot tub like pool where men bathe and gain better understanding of the faith. The mikva is commonly used as a communal facility where men bathe together. The "clipcock" condition gives some visual assurance that the good jews are not defiling themselves by bathing with presbyterians or other spiritual imposters.

disclaimer; I am not a jew, I just read this in a fascinating book called ; Man Seeks God. The author, a non practicing, sort of agnostic jew, is Eric Weiner.  He is a professional journalist who writes with considerable humor. He could do standup already. At a recent  point in his life, following a potentially fatal stay in the hospital, he felt compelled to find the right god. He had to explore the various options in order to gain enough information that would lead him to the correct or most logical god.. He lived with Sihks, with Taoists, buddhists, hassidics, Hindus, muslims of various stripe, wiccans, new agers, and most fun of all, Raelians. He learned something about all of them but never chose an exclusive god.

The wiccans allow a follower to choose any god he/she pleases and has the authority to fire a god and choose another if they so desire. The Raelians believe that they were created by aliens called the Elohim, but the aliens are not gods, merely creators.  None of the religions that Weiner lived with, except the jews, were required to cut off part of a male childs winky.

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Re: I'll be right back to...
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2012, 11:39:05 PM »
I love that clip.   

soem thoughts:

why was it a foreskin that established this "covenant"?  Why would someoen choose that, unless you wanted a way to identify each other only when you were naked?  Did Israelites de-pant like some secret handshake? Excuse me while I whip this out..... ;)

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Re: I'll be right back to...
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2012, 06:49:34 AM »
God had a plan..make Edison invent the moving picture thing so we could have porn with well endowed circumcised men and subservient women to be exploited endlessly.... I wonder why Tricky Ricky Saintorum hasn't picked up on this to get the endorsement of the adult film industry. :angel:
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Re: I'll be right back to...
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2012, 08:51:02 AM »
I love that clip.   

Intentional pun, or Freudian slip?

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« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2012, 11:35:33 PM »
I love that clip.   

Intentional pun, or Freudian slip?

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Hopefully it's nothing to do with that whole Freud sex with mothers thing. :o ;D
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