To be honest, I was rooting, "Bachmann, Bachmann, Bachmann!" a couple months ago, just so we could see all 50 states go against a hypocritical christian, but Ricky-poo is better! Even some of my believing friends are ready to attack him at his religious stance. But he's doing just what other far-righters like to do-- shoot themselves in the foot, arm and pancreas. (Hey, they love the NRA too!)
I can just hear a potential debate between Barack and Ricky-poo:
Panelist: "Mr. President, what is your stance on contraception?"
Pres. Obama: "Well, I certainly won't be going towards the 'Bayer' necessities! I think aspirin has rights too!" (uproarious laughter, Santorum farts, cries and runs away)