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Offline thunderridge

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Tell people about the atheist.
« on: February 17, 2012, 05:23:22 PM »
     I went to the Dollar Store after work.  There was a guy on the phone inside.  When I left he was outside and asked if I would give him a ride to a gas station down the road as he had run out of gas.  He grabbed a one gallon can out of his trunk and off we went. He called for help at the store but was unable to reach anybody.  He had no money.  I paid 3 dollars (3.13 per gallon) for the fuel and took him back to his car.
     He said if he ever saw me he would pay me back.  I said you can pay me back by if you ever hear people bad mouthing atheists tell them an atheist hooked you up when you were stranded out of gas with no money in a parking lot.

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Re: Tell people about the atheist.
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2012, 05:25:29 PM »
.......nice one  :) :) :)

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Re: Tell people about the atheist.
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2012, 05:55:23 PM »
I hope he wasn't on his way to a Tricky Ricky Saintorum meeting. :angel:
You better believe it's not butter or you'll burn in hell forever and EVER!
Get on your knees right now and thank GOD for not being real!

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Re: Tell people about the atheist.
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2012, 07:10:56 PM »
good one thunderridge.
Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile!
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Re: Tell people about the atheist.
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2012, 01:16:10 PM »
nice =]
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Re: Tell people about the atheist.
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2012, 12:51:24 PM »
Somehow "the atheist" conjured up an image of Donald Trump saying, I like the atheist...  :-\
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Re: Tell people about the atheist.
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2012, 01:24:11 PM »
in 2000 years there'll be a story in the bible equivelent called "the good atheist" in an attempt to separate you from the group... they'll say jebus was in your heart.