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Atheists, How can You explain this?
« on: February 15, 2012, 10:45:00 AM »
How can You explain this math?

If x^2 + y^2 + z^2 = (10^2) is a shape,
then the shape can only be described as a sphere.
If the above statement is true,
then the radius of the sphere is the square root of (x^2 + y^2 + z^2) multiplied by (2 times pi),
and divided by (4 times (the square root of (six times the zeta of two)) divided by two),
of in other words,
evolution is NOT true

Any questions?
« Last Edit: February 15, 2012, 11:15:59 AM by cowpar2 »
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Re: Atheists, How can You explain this?
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2012, 10:47:31 AM »
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The truth is absolute. Life forms are specks of specks (...) of specks of dust in the universe.
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Re: Atheists, How can You explain this?
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2012, 10:53:57 AM »
How can You explain this math?

I can explain this math as either a joke, or as an attempt for blinding with science.

Any questions?
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Re: Atheists, How can You explain this?
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2012, 10:57:19 AM »
Yes, I have a question. What are you on?  :o
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Re: Atheists, How can You explain this?
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2012, 11:04:20 AM »
No, the number of integer solutions for your formula is 30, which PROVES evolution.

I have no idea what you're talking about, so I thought I'd reciprocate.
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Re: Atheists, How can You explain this?
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2012, 11:07:30 AM »
No, the number of integer solutions for your formula is 30, which PROVES evolution.

Actually, my math is completely, totally, 100% correct.

but that's still funny
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Re: Atheists, How can You explain this?
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2012, 11:13:42 AM »
Any questions?
Yeah,
don't you think eazy-e looks like ryder in GTA san andreas?
(Einstein's hat say's easy-e=mc^2)
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Re: Atheists, How can You explain this?
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2012, 11:20:25 AM »
come again...
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Re: Atheists, How can You explain this?
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2012, 11:25:17 AM »
I see...
 so when faced with cold, hard truth,
Atheists seem to choke up.

hmmm.....
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Re: Atheists, How can You explain this?
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2012, 11:27:19 AM »
This is no more a proof for or against evolution than it is a proof for or against the sun rising in the morning.

Please demonstrate why the mathematical depiction of a sphere and its radius has even one thing to do with evolution, or recant your "argument".

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Re: Atheists, How can You explain this?
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2012, 11:29:54 AM »
I suggest you speak slower. Pretend we're in kindergarten and that you have to explain everything.

I'm sure you've already got crayons. Use 'em. Clarify.

IOW, WTF are you talking about.
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Re: Atheists, How can You explain this?
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2012, 11:56:45 AM »
How can You explain this math?

If x^2 + y^2 + z^2 = (10^2) is a shape,
then the shape can only be described as a sphere.
If the above statement is true,
then the radius of the sphere is the square root of (x^2 + y^2 + z^2) multiplied by (2 times pi),
and divided by (4 times (the square root of (six times the zeta of two)) divided by two),
of in other words,
evolution is NOT true

Any questions?

Yes, what does a square circle have to do with evolution?
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Re: Atheists, How can You explain this?
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2012, 12:02:57 PM »
I see...
 so when faced with cold, hard truth,
Atheists seem to choke up.

hmmm.....

cow, I want to see you show how this shows that evolution theory isn't the best answer to the evidence we have.  Please assume that I haven't a clue what you've just copy and pasted.
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Re: Atheists, How can You explain this?
« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2012, 12:05:41 PM »
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Re: Atheists, How can You explain this?
« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2012, 12:08:37 PM »
How can You explain this math?
If x^2 + y^2 + z^2 = (10^2) is a shape,
then the shape can only be described as a sphere.

Or a box with a width of X, a height of Y and a depth of Z.  It will have a diagonal across of opposite corners of 10. 

Pythagorean theorem in 3 dimensions.


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Re: Atheists, How can You explain this?
« Reply #15 on: February 15, 2012, 12:10:05 PM »
How does this tie to god, you ask?
I'll tell you..
this formula cannot function without the "zeta(2)"
Zeta, as we all know, was developed by Bernhard Riemann, a well-known christian http://conservapedia.com/Bernhard_Riemann

Since Bernhard Riemann was extremely smart, he had no doubt in his mind that God existed, because he did.
Evolution states that God does not exist because he is not needed for the creation of life, and this proves that statement wrong.
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Re: Atheists, How can You explain this?
« Reply #16 on: February 15, 2012, 12:12:08 PM »
Or a box with a width of X, a height of Y and a depth of Z.  It will have a diagonal across of opposite corners of 10. 

Pythagorean theorem in 3 dimensions.
This formula could not be a box with real edges, only points.
therefore, the only real shape of this formula is a sphere
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Re: Atheists, How can You explain this?
« Reply #17 on: February 15, 2012, 12:12:48 PM »
Not-even-not-even-not-even-wrong.  I think this one wins a prize.
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Re: Atheists, How can You explain this?
« Reply #18 on: February 15, 2012, 12:15:04 PM »
Please assume that I haven't a clue what you've just copy and pasted.
I did NOT copy and paste this,
I came up with this seamless formula by myself,
and NO help from friends, family, even strangers, or the internet.
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Re: Atheists, How can You explain this?
« Reply #19 on: February 15, 2012, 12:18:27 PM »
Well, I'm thinking since the zeta of 2 is a transcendental number, and such numbers are by definition irrational, we have our explanation right there.

About him. I don't know a damned thing about the formula.

Crap, as I was writing this he posted more. So I have to comment on that now.

How does this tie to god, you ask?
I'll tell you..
this formula cannot function without the "zeta(2)"
Zeta, as we all know, was developed by Bernhard Riemann, a well-known christian http://conservapedia.com/Bernhard_Riemann

Since Bernhard Riemann was extremely smart, he had no doubt in his mind that God existed, because he did.
Evolution states that God does not exist because he is not needed for the creation of life, and this proves that statement wrong.


My bold.

Let me see. Person A did something smart and he believed in god so god must be true because he was smart you know this because you are smart and besides since there is a god evolution which thinks there isn't must be wrong because it's dumb why don't we idiots see this?

I stand by the first part of my post.





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Re: Atheists, How can You explain this?
« Reply #20 on: February 15, 2012, 12:24:24 PM »
Person A did something smart and he believed in god so god must be true because he was smart you know this because you are smart and besides since there is a god evolution which thinks there isn't must be wrong because it's dumb why don't we idiots see this?
Reading this, my mind ran out of breath...use periods
Another thing: make sense
"since there is a god evolution which thinks there isn't must be wrong because it's dumb"
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Re: Atheists, How can You explain this?
« Reply #21 on: February 15, 2012, 12:31:13 PM »
Person A did something smart and he believed in god so god must be true because he was smart you know this because you are smart and besides since there is a god evolution which thinks there isn't must be wrong because it's dumb why don't we idiots see this?
Reading this, my mind ran out of breath...use periods
Another thing: make sense
"since there is a god evolution which thinks there isn't must be wrong because it's dumb"

To insist on clarity from my while you post nonsense in perfect english seems a bit uppity. What does it mean that a smart religious guy came up with the zeta of two, so there must be a god? That's what I got out of your previous post. Or was it metaphorical, and alluding to the variety of motorcycle doors we have to choose from daily.
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Re: Atheists, How can You explain this?
« Reply #22 on: February 15, 2012, 12:39:45 PM »
and alluding to the variety of motorcycle doors we have to choose from daily.
Motorcycle doors?
Really?
Start making sense and I'll debate with you.
To the rest of you, Bernhard Riemann is not the only example of a very influential God-fearing person:
Albert Einstein was a Jew (and a German, how ironic), and most of America's founding fathers were Christians
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Re: Atheists, How can You explain this?
« Reply #23 on: February 15, 2012, 12:45:05 PM »
and alluding to the variety of motorcycle doors we have to choose from daily.
Motorcycle doors?
Really?
Start making sense and I'll debate with you.
To the rest of you, Bernhard Riemann is not the only example of a very influential God-fearing person:
Albert Einstein was a Jew (and a German, how ironic), and most of America's founding fathers were Christians

Okay, now that you're away from square spheres maybe we can talk.

Einstein was born a jew but he never considered himself religious. He may or may not have been an atheist.
Bill Gates is smart and he's an atheist.
Steve Jobs was smart and he was an atheist.
Richard Fynman won a nobel prize and he was an atheist.
Linus Pauling won TWO nobel prizes and he was an atheist.
Kathryn Hepburn was a good actress and she was an atheist.

What's the connection between intelligence and whatever is true. Do they necessary correlate?
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Re: Atheists, How can You explain this?
« Reply #24 on: February 15, 2012, 12:51:04 PM »
So because these people were religious, it follows that their religious beliefs are/were true?  Classic fallacious appeal to authority.

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Re: Atheists, How can You explain this?
« Reply #25 on: February 15, 2012, 12:57:40 PM »
Einstein was born a jew but he never considered himself religious. He may or may not have been an atheist.
Bill Gates is smart and he's an atheist.
Steve Jobs was smart and he was an atheist.
Richard Fynman won a nobel prize and he was an atheist.
Linus Pauling won TWO nobel prizes and he was an atheist.
Kathryn Hepburn was a good actress and she was an atheist.

What's the connection between intelligence and whatever is true. Do they necessary correlate?
Jobs became a Buddhist after a trip to India in 1974. Two years later, Jobs co-founded Apple and marketed the world's first personal computer, the Apple II.
Bill gates has, and will be Agnostic.
Anyways, "What's the connection between intelligence and whatever is true"
So it doesn't require Intelligence to know the truth?
Intelligence: The ability to acquire and apply facts and information.
 
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Re: Atheists, How can You explain this?
« Reply #26 on: February 15, 2012, 01:07:44 PM »
Is this like, your job or something?
You seem to do it all day, every day....
I have to go, I have more important things to do
Thanks and God bless
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Re: Atheists, How can You explain this?
« Reply #27 on: February 15, 2012, 01:18:54 PM »
Einstein was born a jew but he never considered himself religious. He may or may not have been an atheist.
Bill Gates is smart and he's an atheist.
Steve Jobs was smart and he was an atheist.
Richard Fynman won a nobel prize and he was an atheist.
Linus Pauling won TWO nobel prizes and he was an atheist.
Kathryn Hepburn was a good actress and she was an atheist.

What's the connection between intelligence and whatever is true. Do they necessary correlate?
Jobs became a Buddhist after a trip to India in 1974. Two years later, Jobs co-founded Apple and marketed the world's first personal computer, the Apple II.
Bill gates has, and will be Agnostic.
Anyways, "What's the connection between intelligence and whatever is true"
So it doesn't require Intelligence to know the truth?
Intelligence: The ability to acquire and apply facts and information.

Buddists are real short on gods. So the effect is similar.
Agnostics may not be atheists but I've never heard of them being pulled in to the fold of the relgious en masse
I notice you didn't say anything about Feynman and Pauling. I'm guessing that would be difficult when you are trying to connect intelligence with religion. That's always a challenge and I don't blame you.

It requires intelligence to know that the truth isn't quite as knowable as we would all like it to be. It takes intelligence to understand that even what we know is incomplete, in the overall scheme of things. There is always more to learn, whether it is about science or music or woodcarving or our friends. And the truly intelligent never assume they know it all.

That seems to exclude the religious who claim they are intelligent and that then claim that their skydaddy did it. That's giving up way to early. And taking the easy way out. For very wrong reasons.

As your religious forefathers argued against the earth being in orbit around the sun, others started wising up and studying the world and the universe and so for the last 500 years or so our knowledge base has has been growing instead of being dismissed as irrelevant. If someone had come up with a computer in the dark ages they would have been burned at the stake. Enough of us are wiser now to prevent tiny minds from trying to take over the world (at least generally) and things have gotten a a bit better.

It may be possible to be both smart and religious, but you wouldn't know it from observing current examples. Rick Santorum for example.

You need better role models.

Is this like, your job or something?
You seem to do it all day, every day....
I have to go, I have more important things to do
Thanks and God bless
(ps, I actually started this thread with the intentions to just put something long and complicated on a forum, and added the "this proves evolution wrong" just cuz I wanted to,)

Ah, you're a dork. Sorry, I missed that part.

And this is a hobby. I don't have to spend so much on bullets this way.
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Re: Atheists, How can You explain this?
« Reply #28 on: February 15, 2012, 02:01:25 PM »
(ps, I actually started this thread with the intentions to just put something long and complicated on a forum, and added the "this proves evolution wrong" just cuz I wanted to,)
First off, this was obvious from the very start.  I'm quite sure nobody here actually assumed you were serious.  Second, what you did is known as trolling.