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Offline BustaBrown54

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Funny stuff you read driving by churches...
« on: February 14, 2012, 09:19:00 AM »
Well as I was making my weekly trip to my friend's house, of which is located down by a church road known as neville's chapel (a road i used to live on fyi), when i saw the usual message of the week the put on those small things (Forget what they're called)  and it said "GOD SENT THE FIRST TEXT MESSAGE: THE BIBLE" ah that makes sense due to the fact that text messages are confusing to read and are most likely bs. Why couldn't god call us instead of texting?! -_- makes you wonder...
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Re: Funny stuff you read driving by churches...
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2012, 09:28:41 AM »
Maybe god was busy with something, maybe creating things to change the world....like Justin Beiber! *hides from the JB fans*
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Re: Funny stuff you read driving by churches...
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2012, 09:41:32 AM »
I bet God was texting and driving at the time. ;)
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Re: Funny stuff you read driving by churches...
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2012, 09:44:09 AM »
I bet God was texting and driving at the time. ;)

Explains why the guy isnt texting anymore. :P
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Re: Funny stuff you read driving by churches...
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2012, 10:15:22 PM »
We should have an ongoing thread about those church signs. I'm always seeing ones that crack me up or make me want to pull my hair out. But, of course, none come to mind at the moment.

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Re: Funny stuff you read driving by churches...
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2012, 10:21:57 PM »
I assume you mean the changeable ones out front and not the one by the parking lot that says "Family Planning, use rear entrance". right?
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Re: Funny stuff you read driving by churches...
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2012, 05:55:48 AM »
I found a website with some funny church signs:

http://www.oddee.com/item_96543.aspx

There are also a few other things on the right of that page that might be good to look at. If theists want to convert other people, they should not make church signs like this! They make me think of the reason they do that stuff. &)
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Re: Funny stuff you read driving by churches...
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2012, 07:26:22 AM »
To avoid burning in hell, use Son block.

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Re: Funny stuff you read driving by churches...
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2012, 09:05:37 AM »
To avoid burning in hell, use Son block.

Wow that's strange, I always go down towards Bogota and their church has that very same thing on it. Guess churches are just as original as their ol jesus story.
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Re: Funny stuff you read driving by churches...
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2012, 09:48:23 AM »
Any day I expect to read the following: Pray for more foreclosed houses so we can buy the vacant properties below market rates to expand our parking lot! :o
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Re: Funny stuff you read driving by churches...
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2012, 03:51:57 PM »
Ch__ch  What's missing? 
Saw this on my old church's sign.
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Re: Funny stuff you read driving by churches...
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2012, 04:07:22 PM »
I saw one a few months back that read, "It only takes one generation for all of us to become atheists."

At first I got a little excited at the thought, but then I realized, that's not how they meant it.

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Re: Funny stuff you read driving by churches...
« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2012, 08:38:42 AM »
while we had 2 wars going on here in the US (Iraq anf Afghanistan) because GWB said "god told him to do it"

the church up the street had, "No Jesus, No Peace; Know Jesus, Know Peace"

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Re: Funny stuff you read driving by churches...
« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2012, 01:22:53 PM »
Pray for the impossible to happen...

Dear Santa.. can you give me lion teeth and eagle wings and make me breath fire at will? ~~amen
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Re: Funny stuff you read driving by churches...
« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2012, 09:34:44 AM »
Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help.
The level of dumb they have to sell, is only made remotely possible by the level of flocking their sheep are willing to do in the name of rewards for no thought. quote: Kin Hell

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Re: Funny stuff you read driving by churches...
« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2012, 03:40:22 PM »
There are my favorite church signs: CLOSED and FOR SALE
An Omnipowerful God needed to sacrifice himself to himself (but only for a long weekend) in order to avert his own wrath against his own creations who he made in a manner knowing that they weren't going to live up to his standards.

And you should feel guilty for this. Give me money.

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Re: Funny stuff you read driving by churches...
« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2012, 05:04:59 PM »
There are my favorite church signs: CLOSED and FOR SALE
AMEN to that brother hat!
My grandkids attend grade school in such a place even though it's a (choke) charter school.
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Re: Funny stuff you read driving by churches...
« Reply #17 on: February 20, 2012, 10:05:22 AM »
There are my favorite church signs: CLOSED and FOR SALE
AMEN to that brother hat!
My grandkids attend grade school in such a place even though it's a (choke) charter school.

I'd love to own a Church, particularly the one in Hamden neighborhood in Baltimore. Would like to turn it into a Bowling Alley. Name it "Our Lady of the 7 -10 split"
An Omnipowerful God needed to sacrifice himself to himself (but only for a long weekend) in order to avert his own wrath against his own creations who he made in a manner knowing that they weren't going to live up to his standards.

And you should feel guilty for this. Give me money.