Interpol reported today the apprehension of an international criminal wanted for war crimes known by various aliases such as "God", "Yahweh", "Jehovah", "Adonai", the gang tag "YHWH", and others.
He first came to attention long ago for the kidnapping and imprisonment of the couple known as "Adam" & "Eve". He claimed to have created Eve from Adam's genetic material but with the Y chromosome replaced with an X. He also forced them to have sex with each other producing Cain, Able and Seth. Cain later killed his brother Able at God's prompting. He then set Cain up in a nice home in a country with no extradition agreements. Seth produced other children for God by an unnamed mother although speculation was that either Eve, his own mother, or unnamed sisters were the mother(s) of his children.
Cain was the first young man to kill for God but was not the last. This international criminal hired many hit men over the years. He often then set up those young men as leaders of their own country after they slaughtered thousands. Strangely he often requested the foreskins of the victims. There is no news as to what he did with all those foreskins.
The country he carved for himself, which he named the World, was not safe from his deadly intent either. At one time he forced a man and his family to build a wooden boat and gather all the animals they could so they could survive his slaughter of everyone and everything else. That account has been fictionalized several times but what not generally known was God's return to his desire to force others into incestuous relationships.
Questionable sexual relations even included his own "son" – if he was indeed that. No blood test was ever done to determine who really did father Jesus. He refuted his father's policies instead endorsing peace and love but God found followers among his son's friends. Judas identified Jesus to the authorities who then arranged for his death. Then God had Jesus' successor as leader of the group twist them into doom prophets.
Those very prophecies were what helped bring this monster down. Talk of wide-spread poisonings, bombings, and bioterrorism planned for everywhere across the Earth, not just his little corner of it, prompted even places like North Korea and Iran to refuse him a safe haven.
In spite of God's advanced age, he claims he is eternal and does seem very spry. But with many thousands of deaths that can be linked to him, as well as the other more deviant crimes, if convicted he is expected to get a sentence of several millennia at least, if not the death penalty.