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Offline MadBunny

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I used to be an atheist.
« on: February 04, 2012, 01:05:29 AM »
and I still am!

Turns out that despite all the Jesus slinging that goes on around me, evidence for a god has yet to appear.
Go figure.

I sure am glad I haven't been wasting years of my life talking to myself about some infinitely powerful humanoid with a fetish for foreskins, who created the whole entire universe, only to send himself down to die in a mostly deserty region on a planet that is mostly uninhabitable to his chosen life form, just for me.  Haha, that would be stupid, what kind of person would do that on purpose?




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Offline Mr. Blackwell

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Re: I used to be an atheist.
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2012, 01:28:27 AM »
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering, "I love you" repeatedly as they struggle to break free.

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Re: I used to be an atheist.
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2012, 01:31:27 AM »
You had me worried bunny.  Don't ever scare me like
 that again.

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Re: I used to be an atheist.
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2012, 07:53:50 AM »
"I used to do drugs.  I still do but I used to too."  Mitch Hedberg
Here read a book.  It's free.
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Re: I used to be an atheist.
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2012, 08:17:55 AM »
I expected to see "arrow to the knee".

Thanks internet.
You believe evolution and there is no evidence for that. Where is the fossil record of a half man half ape. I've only ever heard about it in reading.

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Re: I used to be an atheist.
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2012, 09:48:43 AM »
He has no fetish for foreskins.  He hates them.

They were one of His mistakes but He never admits to mistakes.  And you had better not admit to noticing His mistakes or there will be a dire consequence.

Y'know, people like MagicMiles will come on and admonish you.

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Re: I used to be an atheist.
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2012, 12:22:11 PM »
He has no fetish for foreskins.  He hates them.

They were one of His mistakes but He never admits to mistakes.  And you had better not admit to noticing His mistakes or there will be a dire consequence.

Y'know, people like MagicMiles will come on and admonish you.

"I am the creator of all the whole universe, down to last detail". 
"Haha, I created a universe that is almost entirely hostile, and a planet that is around 90% is unlivable for my most favorite creatures."

"Oh, crap, foreskins, how did that happen?  Well I'll just tell them to chop them off".


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Re: I used to be an atheist.
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2012, 12:24:49 PM »
I just rewrote the first verse of a little song I sang when I was little:

Jesus loves me, this I hope,
Either that or I'm a dope...

Jesus, the cracker flavored treat!

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Re: I used to be an atheist.
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2012, 12:33:22 PM »
^^^Jesus loves me, this I hope,
Either that or I'm a dope...

wash my mouth out with some soap..
Cause I said Jesus humped the pope.

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Re: I used to be an atheist.
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2012, 12:39:50 PM »
Maybe this is why atheists shouldn't have a church. Can you imagine how vile our hymns would be  ;D
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Re: I used to be an atheist.
« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2012, 01:09:49 PM »
Maybe this is why atheists shouldn't have a church. Can you imagine how vile our hymns would be  ;D

Maybe, but the sacred cows that we barbecue would be delicious.

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Re: I used to be an atheist.
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2012, 02:08:30 AM »
I expected to see "arrow to the knee".

Thanks internet.

I think I spend to much time on this forum now....I completely missed the arrow to the knee craze.

Found this tho...NSFW

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