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Day of Purity
« on: January 21, 2012, 06:34:30 AM »


She's out on a date when her parents are not home? Well, that is not likely to happen ...

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This is a student made video saying that the best way to stay sexually pure is to wait until marriage. Having one partner is the God-approved way to enjoy sex. If you are remaining pure you can make a purity pledge at http://www.dayofpurity.com

... not with a Liberty University student ... nope ...


(Besides, what parents put a placard on their back door stating "please use front entrance". Couldn't they have covered up that little placard before making their video? I guess they were so excited to do their video that they forgot about the little things, which is what I thought this video was about ...)
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Re: Day of Purity
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2012, 12:17:43 PM »
Yes, kids, follow the example of Newt G...your family values guy. ;)
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Re: Day of Purity
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2012, 12:30:50 PM »
Purity Bear eh?

Next I guess it'll be the sexual harassment panda



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Re: Day of Purity
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2012, 01:04:23 PM »
Besides, what parents put a placard on their back door stating "please use front entrance".

It's a double entendre.
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Re: Day of Purity
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2012, 01:12:05 PM »
Besides, what parents put a placard on their back door stating "please use front entrance".

It's a double entendre.

Oh, yeah, I guess that's their subtle message to closeted gay students.
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Re: Day of Purity
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2012, 02:33:27 PM »
"I know she's cuddly. Look at me, I'm cuddly."

That line had me rollin'.
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Re: Day of Purity
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2012, 02:06:41 PM »
I just want a .gif from .29 to .33

is that too much to ask? Oh, and either that guy is a brilliant undiscovered actor or he has genuine lust in his eye   ;)
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Re: Day of Purity
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2012, 02:46:01 PM »
Besides, what parents put a placard on their back door stating "please use front entrance".

It's a double entendre.


Very funny and clever.  Religious folks could not allow such humor.  Poor them.

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Re: Day of Purity
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2012, 03:15:34 PM »
Besides, what parents put a placard on their back door stating "please use front entrance".

It's a double entendre.

Oh, yeah, I guess that's their subtle message to closeted gay students.

The mouth?
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Re: Day of Purity
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2012, 03:51:27 PM »
The mouth?

Simply don't be gay.

But, I guess somebody at LU must use the back door.


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