magicmiles,
Welcome to the forum. After reading this thread from the beginning, it is clear that you came in with lots of ignorance about atheism, as well as what atheists think. It's always fun watching new members come in here with their "questions", and their ignorance about atheism and atheists.
When a stranger opens their door and invites you into their home, how much time do you spend getting to know that person before you pretend to know that person?
And, if you follow Jesus, the magic man who loved everyone, what do you think his impression would be of how you started out in this thread?
I think you could have an interesting time engaging atheists if you truly want to understand them, so let's see if you can move back towards humility a bit more, and show us all what a true Christian should be acting like.