In the beginning... an omnipotent being roams empty space - since forever.
"Damn, it’s boring around here. It seems like I’ve been out here, by myself, for an eternity. Wait a dog gone minute! I know what I could do! I could Create the Universe, the Earth, and... People! I could make them with knees, so they could worship me. First, I’ll teach them the rules, then, I'll wow them with some razzle dazzle and hocus pocus. Eventually, I can kick back, and expect them to have blind “faith” in me. Why? Cause I'll be hidin' like a somabitch! What a hoot! This will be so gratifying!"