Author Topic: Greetings, Lance's here. I love God and God loves you. Questions? (Read 5979 times)

Alzael · « **Reply #203 on:** December 05, 2011, 10:26:57 PM »

I know. I bet you never thought picking on a mentally handicapped person could be so fun.

kin hell · « **Reply #204 on:** December 05, 2011, 10:34:26 PM »

Lance

I know a good knock knock joke ....you start.

Lance · « **Reply #205 on:** December 05, 2011, 10:45:45 PM »

LOL@all of you. accusations accusations accusations - you all seem to be dodging me after all. but i don't give a damn about dodging.

anyhow, i'm sstill here waiting for a question instead or statements. anyone?

@ kin hell - sure i can go for a joke.

knock knock......

Emily · « **Reply #206 on:** December 05, 2011, 10:48:11 PM »

Quote from: Lance on December 05, 2011, 10:16:27 PM

@ Alzeal See that's ur problem because you're interpreting the Bible verse by verse, literally. The Bible is a word of art when you know you don't need to quote but rather use it in parables. That's how understanding is for the Bible.

I think you guys beat him down....

For some reason I find the above quote by him to contradict what he said in another thread. I'll post it:

Quote from: Lance on December 04, 2011, 07:38:33 PM

4. by knowing God's way and understanding the bible completely without outside interpretation

OK, so we are to understand it completely without interpretation, as you say. But now we need to look at it in parables, which leads to different interpretations. I mean, sure. Jesus talked alot of parables. But with you saying we need to use it as parables you are saying we need to use outside interpretations (that being how we interprate the bible. Or our minds, if you will) because people will interprate the parables differently, as you have so graciously shown.

Question: Does god talk to you in parables? Does he talk to the christian that you disagree with in parables? Or not to him/her at all? And how do you know what he really means by his use of parables. And, if god is talking to you, why the hell would he use parables in the first place and not be blunt and get to the point?

Alzael · « **Reply #207 on:** December 05, 2011, 10:50:45 PM »

Quote from: Lance on December 05, 2011, 10:45:45 PM

LOL@all of you. accusations accusations accusations - you all seem to be dodging me after all. but i don't give a damn about dodging.

anyhow, i'm sstill here waiting for a question instead or statements. anyone?

@ kin hell - sure i can go for a joke.

knock knock......

The questions are still waiting. Feel free to answer them at anytime.

Another lie, another dodge. You're just getting sad by this point.

Oh yes, and please show where anyone has dodged anything you said. You can at least back up your claims, right?

Traveler · « **Reply #208 on:** December 05, 2011, 10:51:06 PM »

Quote from: kin hell on December 05, 2011, 09:51:21 PM

Poe

Yeah, I think so too.

Lance · « **Reply #209 on:** December 05, 2011, 10:51:41 PM »

emily my dear, "without outside interpretation." meaning outside influence, you have to use your own mind, not somebody elses

kin hell · « **Reply #210 on:** December 05, 2011, 10:52:39 PM »

Quote from: Lance on December 05, 2011, 10:45:45 PM

@ kin hell - sure i can go for a joke.

knock knock......

....who's there?

Lance · « **Reply #211 on:** December 05, 2011, 10:53:07 PM »

@ Alzeal you're dodging my post, i said questions not statements. what you posit is a statement rather a question

Emily · « **Reply #212 on:** December 05, 2011, 10:53:35 PM »

Quote from: Lance on December 05, 2011, 10:51:41 PM

emily my dear, "without outside interpretation." meaning outside influence, you have to use your own mind, not somebody elses

I call Poe too. Ether that or an ultra-mega-superduper True Christian^{TM^{.

So in other words you have no idea what god is talking about, it's only how you want it to sound. Gotcha. Poe.}}

Lance · « **Reply #213 on:** December 05, 2011, 10:53:55 PM »

@ Kin Hell God

Gnu Ordure · « **Reply #214 on:** December 05, 2011, 10:54:17 PM »

20, liar.

Lance, let me remind you why I'm being so persistent. You were a complete scumbag for intruding into Anfauglir's bereavement thread. You're doubly a scumbag for lying about why you did so, and triply a scumbag for the nature of the lie, that Anfauglir had said something which he didn't.

Alzael · « **Reply #215 on:** December 05, 2011, 10:56:03 PM »

Quote from: Lance on December 05, 2011, 10:51:41 PM

emily my dear, "without outside interpretation." meaning outside influence, you have to use your own mind, not somebody elses

So in other words you get to make up whatever you want. That's probably the first honest thing that you've said.

Quote from: Lance on December 05, 2011, 10:53:07 PM

@ Alzeal you're dodging my post, i said questions not statements. what you posit is a statement rather a question

No, it was not a dodge. You asked for questions. I told you that all of those many questions that you've been dodging still remain unanswered. You wanted questions, I gave them to you. The fact that you're too lazy to read them is no failing of mine.

Quote from: Emily on December 05, 2011, 10:53:35 PM

I call Poe too. Ether that or an ultra-mega-superdooper True Christian^{TM^{.

So in other words you have no idea what god is talking about, it's only how you want it to sound. Gotcha. Poe.}}

I'm still voting for idiot.

Lance · « **Reply #216 on:** December 05, 2011, 10:57:21 PM »

@ Emily LOL@superdooper

SHIT! i hate this "45 seconds" limitation!

Alzael · « **Reply #217 on:** December 05, 2011, 10:58:06 PM »

Quote from: Lance on December 05, 2011, 10:57:21 PM

@ Emily LOL@superdooper

SHIT! i hate this "45 seconds" limitation!

Yeah, I think it's fairly safe to say that our toy is broken.

We're gonna need another Timmy.........

Lance · « **Reply #218 on:** December 05, 2011, 10:58:54 PM »

@ Alzeal I answered every single question you guys asked on this thread what else do you want me to do reread them for you. give me a break!

Mr. Blackwell · « **Reply #219 on:** December 05, 2011, 10:59:10 PM »

Quote from: Alzael on December 05, 2011, 10:56:03 PM

I'm still voting for idiot.

Idiot has my vote....TIMMAAAAAY!

Alzael · « **Reply #220 on:** December 05, 2011, 11:00:50 PM »

Quote from: Lance on December 05, 2011, 10:58:54 PM

@ Alzeal I answered every single question you guys asked on this thread what else do you want me to do reread them for you. give me a break!

No you didn't. You didn't even answer a third of them. You're still lying. I It's very sad to see such cowardice.

Gnu Ordure · « **Reply #221 on:** December 05, 2011, 11:01:03 PM »

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I answered every single question you guys asked on this thread

Liar.

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Traveler · « **Reply #222 on:** December 05, 2011, 11:01:17 PM »

Ok, Lance. Take a deep breath. Slow down. Pretend you're real for a moment. Here's your question. Why, instead of answering questions that have already been asked, do you keep insisting we should ask you another question? No fair saying you've already answered them, because we know you haven't answered all of them, or even most of them. And please take the time to type proper enough english that we can easily understand you. If you do so, I guarantee you that you won't get hit with that 45 second limitation. Ok? Got it? Now, slowly, calmly ...

Gnu Ordure · « **Reply #223 on:** December 05, 2011, 11:02:33 PM »

kin hell:

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I know a good knock knock joke ....you start.

And he did! LOL.

Lance · « **Reply #224 on:** December 05, 2011, 11:04:06 PM »

see what i mean you guys are liars and Kin Hell is proof by pretending a joke. lol

again, any questions my rebellious mind-neutered flock?

Emily · « **Reply #225 on:** December 05, 2011, 11:04:14 PM »

Quote from: Lance on December 05, 2011, 10:57:21 PM

@ Emily LOL@superdooper

SHIT! i hate this "45 seconds" limitation!

First of all... What (my bold)? Second of all. I spelled superduper wrong. I have change that. Third of all. What 45 second limitation are you talking about?

Fourth of all. If the bible is based on our own interpretations, as you even claimed, why are you even here. To argue your interpretations with ours. According to you, that's not very christian like. Arguing with god...Tisk-tisk-tisk.

Gnu Ordure · « **Reply #226 on:** December 05, 2011, 11:05:17 PM »

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any questions my rebellious mind-neutered flock?

Just the one, liar.

23.

Lance · « **Reply #227 on:** December 05, 2011, 11:06:59 PM »

@ Emily I'm here to guide to the truth and it is up to your to find it.

the 45 seconds? whevever i posted within 45 seconds i get this notice saying i can't.

Alzael · « **Reply #228 on:** December 05, 2011, 11:08:03 PM »

Quote from: Lance on December 05, 2011, 11:06:59 PM

@ Emily I'm here to guide to the truth and it is up to your to find it.

How can you guide her when you can't write a sentence?

OK kids. That's about enough of this waste of time and suffering through complete idiocy. This thread is now locked.

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Author Topic: Greetings, Lance's here. I love God and God loves you. Questions? (Read 5979 times)